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- has posted 12 stories and 1 replies on question of the week
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» Why should you be fired from your job?
Well...
It did get very boring working at Blockbusters
(Mon 13th Aug 2007, 12:34, More)
Well...
It did get very boring working at Blockbusters
(Mon 13th Aug 2007, 12:34, More)
» Apparently I'm a sex offender
Sheep shagged
Not my story a sheep friend of mine told me it.
One day he's walking through the countryside when he see's a man tangled up in a barbed wire fence, being the nice sheep he is he goes over to help the man, but having no opposable thumbs he struggles to free him. All of a sudden another sheep comes along and accused my friend of shagging the man, oh how we laughed.
(Fri 18th Aug 2006, 11:54, More)
Sheep shagged
Not my story a sheep friend of mine told me it.
One day he's walking through the countryside when he see's a man tangled up in a barbed wire fence, being the nice sheep he is he goes over to help the man, but having no opposable thumbs he struggles to free him. All of a sudden another sheep comes along and accused my friend of shagging the man, oh how we laughed.
(Fri 18th Aug 2006, 11:54, More)
» Road Rage
Self inflicted?
Me and my friends used to delight in driving round Leeds city centre on a Friday and Saturday night soaking people queuing for night clubs with our super soaker water pistols (we even had the big one with a back pack). We stopped doing it after one particularly angry man chased us down the road, caught up to us at the traffic lights, punched through the rear window of the car and tried to strangle my friend.
(Tue 17th Oct 2006, 15:24, More)
Self inflicted?
Me and my friends used to delight in driving round Leeds city centre on a Friday and Saturday night soaking people queuing for night clubs with our super soaker water pistols (we even had the big one with a back pack). We stopped doing it after one particularly angry man chased us down the road, caught up to us at the traffic lights, punched through the rear window of the car and tried to strangle my friend.
(Tue 17th Oct 2006, 15:24, More)
» Evil Pranks
Playing chicken
My friend had an old Ford Fiesta and the boot lock was knackered, you could open it with any Ford key.
One night we broke in and left an uncooked chicken carcass on his back seat, with its seatbelt on, so that when he got in his car the next day he'd find a new passenger.
Unbeknown to us the car wasn't running at the time, so the chicken sat in the back of his car undiscovered for a week, in the middle of summer.
Apparently the smell of rotten meat and the flies and maggots crawling around on it made him throw up. I still find kind of bad about that, but it was funny at the time.
(Sat 15th Dec 2007, 15:31, More)
Playing chicken
My friend had an old Ford Fiesta and the boot lock was knackered, you could open it with any Ford key.
One night we broke in and left an uncooked chicken carcass on his back seat, with its seatbelt on, so that when he got in his car the next day he'd find a new passenger.
Unbeknown to us the car wasn't running at the time, so the chicken sat in the back of his car undiscovered for a week, in the middle of summer.
Apparently the smell of rotten meat and the flies and maggots crawling around on it made him throw up. I still find kind of bad about that, but it was funny at the time.
(Sat 15th Dec 2007, 15:31, More)
» Crazy Relatives
Not me a friend
Went round to see his Grandma the other day, when he got there he noticed her false teeth in a bowl of water on the kitchen worktop. He picked it up said 'Why aren't you wearing your teeth?' and showed her the bowl.
She dipped her finger in the water, tasted it and said 'No thanks, i'm not that hungry' and wandered off.
(Tue 10th Jul 2007, 15:04, More)
Not me a friend
Went round to see his Grandma the other day, when he got there he noticed her false teeth in a bowl of water on the kitchen worktop. He picked it up said 'Why aren't you wearing your teeth?' and showed her the bowl.
She dipped her finger in the water, tasted it and said 'No thanks, i'm not that hungry' and wandered off.
(Tue 10th Jul 2007, 15:04, More)