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I SWEAR ON A STACK OF BIBLES...........
One year at T in the park I was on my way back from the beer tent having just bought drinks for me and my then girlfriend when nature called ( you know how it is )and I had to go use the toilets ( portaloos in front troughs at the back) when I noticed the un-mistakably cheeky grin of none other than Fran Healy lead singer with tragically bland pop band Travis who appeared to be hiding behind a portaloo.

On closer inspection I noticed he was dressed as Gary Glitter and the other members of the band dressed as Michael Jackson ( at various stages of his career ie Billie Jean, Thiller, Bad )were gang fucking Fran viscously one after another shouting CHAMOAN!!! and THE WAY YOU MAKE A ME FEEL !!! I tried to ask WHY? WHY? why are you doing this to cheeky pop scally Fran Healy ? but the band dismissed my questions by going HEE HEE, moonwalking, grabbing their crotches with sequenced gloves and wanking guetures.
(Wed 5th Jul 2006, 21:26, More)