» Best Graffiti Ever

RE books
in RE on lesson we had these textbooks that we totally demolished. in my fave was: a picture of somne monk with a pentogram behind his head, evil eyes drawn on, a spiky tail, trident and a speech bubble saying "i smell children",

a picture of a funeral with the vicar and 3 bald men running for some bizzare reason but drawn on was
a kkk behind the bald men and in front of them a black man in basketball attire, the vicar was saying "help me bnp the niggar has my basketball".

written under a large "GOD" was "votes bnp"

but by far the best and most intricate was a drawn behind someone with a telescope quoting "i cant see jesus so he cant be real" a drawing of jesus getting crucified saying "im behind u fucktard!!!"

i training to be an RE teacher just so i can go to that school and reasd that book one more time.
(Mon 7th May 2007, 13:12, More)

» I Drank Meths (pointless teenage things you did to shock)

peanut butter smelly time!!!
the most rebellious things i remeber doing are: when i brought a tub of peanut butter to school i spread it on the toilet seats, about 42 squares of toilet paper, the inside of the cubicals and on the mirrors!!! the best thing about it was when i told someone about it and they said "you cant do that someone might have an alergic reaction" and i replied "o yeh they're really gonna lick it off the toilet seat arnt they!" the other was when the teacher (who hated my guts) went out the class i opened the top story window, ran down the stairs and laid underneath the window looking fairly dead, everyone in the class bless em were all shoutin out "hes jumped!" her face when she first saw me was like the scream but then when she clocked onto it she shouted out "i hope he goes to hell!"
(Fri 20th Jul 2007, 23:26, More)

» Rock and Roll Stories

download 06
being the wannabe i am i go to many a pop concert and i thought it would be rather spiffing to go to download festival......

bad points: ill some up the memorable ones as i cant remember half of what happened there

some wanker brought a glass bottle into the prodigy and lobbed it at who else but me!!! (maybe because of my robot dancing)

as i have a emo fringe (im not an emo) i got a weird triangular sunburn across my head

i was crowdsufing in metallica and i get dropped in the mosh pit and smacked in the face (i do hope it was an accident)

good points: i lost my shoes (an ancient pair of converses with no laces) in one of the headliners set while crowd surfing, well i accidentally kicked them 10 feet high in the air. then the lead singer says "how many people here have lost their shoes, this song is devoted to that guy who lost his shoes"

the lead singer of the deftones high fived me, woo yay!!!

and of course i was repetedly on kerrang tv which was sweet as my mate taped it

apologies for lenth and general boring and pointlessness but hey it is my first post
(Wed 5th Jul 2006, 19:15, More)

» Best Graffiti Ever

during my mock exams
i managed to carve on about 20 desks: buckethead rocks (3 have pictures of him carved on there) and "YOU WILL FAIL!!!" i was much dissapointed that in my real exams i got my old desk that had a collage of "you will fail" on it.


i failed
(Mon 7th May 2007, 12:15, More)