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» I hurt my rude bits

I'm starting to understand why B3tan Cdc's are magenta.. :S
(Sat 15th Jul 2006, 15:14, More)

» DIY fashion

DIY Fashion?
One day at work my underpants split, and since my knob kept on slipping out and grating on my trouser-leg, I did some DIY and 'fixed' my undies with a stapler and some sellotape. It worked until I was heading home on the bus and a staple came undone and started digging into my crotch.

DIY? I almost fixed myself.
(Fri 25th Aug 2006, 17:04, More)

» Restaurants, Kitchens and Bars... Oh my!

mmmm waspy!
At a picnic, my dad once made me a ham sandwich with a wasp in it. I took a bite and it took me a few seconds to realise what the weird texture against my palate was, before I spat out a bemused wasp that was too thankful to be alive to do anything.

Good times.
(Tue 25th Jul 2006, 19:45, More)

» Lies I told on my CV

What did?
I accidentally forget about jobs that sound bad on my CV.. Like the chicken factory position, or the time I was made redundant within 2 hours of starting a job.
(Mon 10th Jul 2006, 11:20, More)

» My Greatest Regrets

You can work it out..
(Thu 5th Oct 2006, 14:18, More)
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