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Hi, my name's Rob and I'm a complete idiot from Wigan who lurks about on the boards watching the people doing the thing they do best and usually talking rubbish!

Paranoid Disorder:Moderate
Schizoid Disorder:Low
Schizotypal Disorder:High
Antisocial Disorder:High
Borderline Disorder:Low
Histrionic Disorder:Moderate
Narcissistic Disorder:High
Avoidant Disorder:Low
Dependent Disorder:Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder:Moderate

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» Hypocrisy

Theres a newsagents near where i work
And it has a big banner on the front saying
"Daily Mail - The Friendly Paper"
(Fri 20th Feb 2009, 17:38, More)

» This book changed my life

Theres only one that i can think of
Harry Potter and the Unexpected Pregnancy.

The way he and Hermione invited Ron in aswell was just beautiful.
(Thu 15th May 2008, 22:57, More)

» I Quit!

On my last paper round
BTW, i hated the damn paper-round, i was only it it for the cash.

I took all the crap papers, daily mail, express etc, and dumped them in a puddle outside the shop in full view of the shocked owners.

Next I took anything half decent, sun star or mirror, and went home, but only after giving them a nice wave goodbye with a shout of "Wankers!!!". Oh how i laughed.

Problem was I called into the shop a few days later to get a drink and the bastards refused to serve me. Talk about holding a grudge.
(Mon 26th May 2008, 0:15, More)

» DIY disasters

a while ago
i was re-doing my kitchen and was sawing some wood for the cupboards. someone distracted me and the saw slipped and went straight into my thigh.

needless to say, the offer that distracted me, do (i want a brew?), was turned down in a tone so sweary it would embaress somebody with tourettes
(Sun 6th Apr 2008, 0:51, More)

» Nativity Plays

There are certain noises/sounds/smells you don't forget
This has all three.

When our school did the nativity I was cast as a tree. The good looking and intelligent ones got the good roles, the usual, but our headteacher decided to give the role of Jesus to the school retard (out of sympathy probably, not trying to say Jesus was a spastic).

Ah those were the days.

Anyway, we were all gathered on stage and it was going well, then I heard a strange rumbling noise coming from Jesus, then a dodgy smell drifted over. I looked down and Jesus had shit himself during the play!

A good actor would have carried on, but me and my immature mates decided to shout out "Jesus has had a dump!" to all the parents and the priest from the local parish. They were not impressed.

Funnily enough i didn't get a part in the next performance, and the retard was never cast again either.
(Sun 29th Mar 2009, 5:19, More)
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