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» Housemates from hell

Georgian couple i won't forget any soon..
lil bit long but hell, it's my first post :)

few years back i was sharing a house with Georgian married couple. quite soon it turned out that the lad had been cheating on his wife, and hardly staying there at all, which as a result pissed off his hairy ogre wife to say the least.
that wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't for me taking all the crap that was the mood she was normally at. the hell broke loose when one day she went berserk on my girlfriend, and realizing there's physical violence on the horizon i snapped out and tried to kick the beast out of the house. bad move. bad bad move.
within 5 min my cell rings and her husband is screaming at me that he's coming to beat the crap out of me, just as a warm up for what there is to come. i nearly went cardiac.
oh, did i mention he was involved with the mob ? well he was..

the solution to saving up my poor shat all over life ACTUALLY involved managing to get a representative goon from a rival mob gang(via Very long chain of people) into apartment within couple hours to stand up for my poor soul and resolve our bloody issues, which surprisingly did resolve without anyone getting killed.

i left that place soon after, and never shared a house with anyone ever again.

edit:back then i was still a computer geek, and for the past couple years i've been slowly working up the ladder of extreme sports career. click "I like this" this if you agree that encounters with housemates from hell make us stronger :)
(Fri 6th Apr 2007, 19:56, More)

» Mad Stuff You've Done To Get Someone To Sleep With You

breaking the ice on blind date
told the lass in a very serious manner i had 4 niples. we ended up going to my place to check if it was for real :)
(Sat 14th Apr 2007, 18:51, More)

» Shit Claims to Fame II

Not me but rather my mum..

lived on the same block and went to the same school as Putin. If I recall correctly from her stories, they were one or two years apart. She said he was a rather quiet kid, but not of nice kind variety.
(Sat 22nd Sep 2012, 6:36, More)

» Cunning Plans

having a t-shirt printed..
with a text which would look as if it was written in sperm saying -
I'm In Love :)
(Wed 11th Jul 2012, 21:52, More)