» Road Rage

my personal quest...
is to get every self-centred, ignorant cnutarse of impatient motorist to say thank you when you let them past/pull out etc.

It is not a god given right that I pulled in behind a parked car and let you through as you are almost certainly inferior to me in every way. I do it because I have manners...

So when you drive past without acknowledging my kind gesture don't be surprised if I provide you with a flourishing nazi style salute...

Anyway - I've been doing this for about three years in St Albans and you know what - the situation is improving - now only the occassional cabcnut hurtles past without saying cheers.

And don't get me started on mobile phones...
(Fri 13th Oct 2006, 15:06, More)

» Inappropriate crushes

if only cartoon characters were real...
then Cheetarah from Thundercats would have been subject to a super fast violation - I bet she makes nice cakes too...
(Tue 3rd Oct 2006, 10:40, More)