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» Caught!

Massive Cock-up
We have friends who had helped us extensively while we were downsizing from a 5-bed house full of "collectables" to a 2-bed apartment - taking stuff to auctions, helping with garage sales - they were great.

So after the move we invited them round for dinner to thank them.

All was going well during dinner and we told them of our renovation plans when the wife dissapears to the bathroom for a natural break and let out a blood-curdling scream.

We forgot we'd christened the new bedroom that afternoon and had washed up afterwards - leaving the a tastefull array of increasingly massive dildoes in the bathroom to dry.

Ooops!

Length? - from 6 to 15 inches
(Wed 9th Jun 2010, 11:05, More)

» Dressing Up

Captain Condom
Way back in the 80s my partner and I were invited to a fancy dress party by a rather pompous friend whom we shall call Newton Web-Bowen (now deceased).

He was a noted pederast, very similar to uncle Monty in "Withnail and I", except that due to a stroke he tended to drool a bit as he lusted after young gentlemen - many of whom were invited to the party.

The theme of this party was "Dress for Bed" (naturally) and thus we arrived to a throng of merry young gents all dressed in various forms of pyjamas, apart from one clever friend who had a condom taped to his jacket pocket.

I secreted our outfits in the bedroom and when the party was in full flight we changed and leapt into the living room in our costumes.

I wore a white bin bag, my partner wore a black one with a matching balloon taped to the top.

Cue stunned silence and opened mouthed collection of queens - apart from Newton who would drool if he opened his.
(Sat 27th Oct 2012, 16:22, More)

» Cougars and Sugar Daddies

Don't hate me 'cos I'm gay - hate me 'cos I f**cked your grandad!
You know the bit in Little Britain when David Walliams snogs the old woman - well I'd snog her husband!

I've had a *thing* for older men since I was a teenager - I met my first BF when I was 24 and he was 50 - we were together (though lived apart) for nearly 20 years.

He's now 76 and I left him and the UK for a younger man who is now 75! - only 25 years older than me.

Some like blondes, some like brunettes...I like grey - to me (and many others) it's perfectly normal.

For more info, see my website, GrayGay.com and the collection of T-shirts at www.cafepress.com/graygay
(Mon 8th Dec 2008, 11:39, More)