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» Conned

I once conned a well-known internet site
into believing that i had a legitimate answer to this weeks qotw, when all i really wanted to say was YAY SIXTH POST.

Click I LIKE THIS if you wish me to stop.
(Thu 18th Oct 2007, 13:21, More)

» Nativity Plays

My Two Cents
Pub Quizzes.
Unrequited Love.
Under The Influence.
Stag Nights.

You ignored all these potentially hilarious subjects (and this is just from 1 page of suggestions) to give us this feeble excuse for a QOTW. What dribbling cretin chose this shit?

Length - Shrinking rapidly in disgust
(Sat 28th Mar 2009, 22:44, More)

» Insults

Winston Churchill
Woman in crowd: Mr Churchill! You're drunk! How disgusting!
Churchill: Yes madam, but you're ugly, and I will be sober tomorrow.

It's not the length, it's how you use it.
(Thu 4th Oct 2007, 17:22, More)

» Why should you be fired from your job?

This is your boss. Don't bother coming in tomorrow, you're fired. We've dumped your belongings outside the bank for the tramps. Have a good summer!

Length? I haven't measured, but it took Roger Bannister 5 minutes to run to the end and back!
(Thu 9th Aug 2007, 19:21, More)

» Inappropriate crushes

My wee sister
has a strange crush on Daniel Radcliffe of Harry Potter fame. She has over 5 of the Wizardy One's
fan sites bookmarked. She is also ginger.

I am ashamed.
(Thu 28th Sep 2006, 19:19, More)
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