» Conned

I once conned a well-known internet site
into believing that i had a legitimate answer to this weeks qotw, when all i really wanted to say was YAY SIXTH POST.

Click I LIKE THIS if you wish me to stop.
(Thu 18th Oct 2007, 13:21, More)

» Nativity Plays

My Two Cents
Flouncing.
Pub Quizzes.
Unrequited Love.
Under The Influence.
Stag Nights.

You ignored all these potentially hilarious subjects (and this is just from 1 page of suggestions) to give us this feeble excuse for a QOTW. What dribbling cretin chose this shit?


Length - Shrinking rapidly in disgust
(Sat 28th Mar 2009, 22:44, More)

» Insults

Winston Churchill
Woman in crowd: Mr Churchill! You're drunk! How disgusting!
Churchill: Yes madam, but you're ugly, and I will be sober tomorrow.



It's not the length, it's how you use it.
(Thu 4th Oct 2007, 17:22, More)

» Why should you be fired from your job?

Thants
This is your boss. Don't bother coming in tomorrow, you're fired. We've dumped your belongings outside the bank for the tramps. Have a good summer!

Length? I haven't measured, but it took Roger Bannister 5 minutes to run to the end and back!
(Thu 9th Aug 2007, 19:21, More)

» Inappropriate crushes

My wee sister
has a strange crush on Daniel Radcliffe of Harry Potter fame. She has over 5 of the Wizardy One's
fan sites bookmarked. She is also ginger.

I am ashamed.
(Thu 28th Sep 2006, 19:19, More)