My Two Cents
Flouncing.
Pub Quizzes.
Unrequited Love.
Under The Influence.
Stag Nights.

You ignored all these potentially hilarious subjects (and this is just from 1 page of suggestions) to give us this feeble excuse for a QOTW. What dribbling cretin chose this shit?


Length - Shrinking rapidly in disgust
(Igor, The Evil Spacemonkey is behind you!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:44, 8 replies)

Boring.
No one else has said anything similar. No one else has said, blindly, that this QOTW is rubbish. It isn't. You're rubbish, because you didn't try.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:26, closed)

QOTW Rubbish?
Have you actually read some of the other folks on here's objections???????

Maybe a quick review of your facts may be in order sunshine !!
(shagbolt, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 12:19, closed)

Maybe I was being sarcastic
implying that the post wasn't original. So I'd suggest that you leaping in to telling me to get my facts straight is a bit reactionary.

EDIT: Yet another person who decries QOTW because the subject is rubbish. OH, you bore me so greatly the tedium is almost tangible. In the whole range of human experience, are you seriously suggesting that because you don't have something to write about then the subject is somehow not worthwhile? How about you try and think of something decent to contribute, other than a few weak arguments as to why you shouldn't have to deal with what you perceive to be bad QOTWs because it's just so unfair.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:09, closed)

While superficially I tend to agree...
take it as a challenge!

Those topics you mention are easy, at least this one requires some thought and story-telling ability.
Think of it like this: if you can come up with an entertaining story for a seemingly boring topic you're a much better story-teller than someone who can only entertain with an intrinsically entertaining topic.
(xanthine, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 4:10, closed)

Story telling ??????
IF i wanted a story, i would read a book. On here, i want to laugh. This is my morning giggle, and as such, just a pile of cack this week !!

I can fully understand the intellectual side of things in terms of making something dull funny, yes a skill. but not on here. Religion? boring, but you know there are some funny as fuck stories about it. Nativity plays? pretty limited ground really.
(shagbolt, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 12:17, closed)

The evidence would suggest
that there are some pretty decent responses already. Meaning that the subject isn't that limited.

D-, must try harder.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:17, closed)

viva le resistance
www.b3ta.com/questions/nativityplays/post395589
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Sun 29 Mar 2009, 12:38, closed)

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Pub Quizzes - drunk stories.
Under the influence - drunk stories.
Stag nights - drunk stories.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 10:41, closed)