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Still isn't dead, fucked off to 5punk to drink heavily and swear at people.

Recent front page messages:


well fock me, 2 in a day
(Fri 16th Apr 2004, 12:14, More)


(Fri 16th Apr 2004, 12:04, More)

(Mon 29th Mar 2004, 19:04, More)

martin was always trying to get attention

(Wed 1st Oct 2003, 2:09, More)

(Fri 12th Sep 2003, 5:48, More)

(Thu 10th Jul 2003, 11:48, More)

(Sun 6th Jul 2003, 22:24, More)

Dave was always showing off

mr donkey, you're spoiling me with these frontpages
(Fri 4th Jul 2003, 4:05, More)

ooh, cheers mister donkey
(Sun 22nd Jun 2003, 7:10, More)

many thanks to the magic donkey
(Mon 16th Jun 2003, 18:05, More)

and the last one for now

sorry, hosting went down, fixed now
(Thu 27th Feb 2003, 12:32, More)

(Wed 26th Feb 2003, 2:45, More)

(Sun 16th Feb 2003, 10:07, More)

again, i dunno

(Sun 9th Feb 2003, 0:17, More)

silly part 2:
cute and furry

(Tue 17th Dec 2002, 1:52, More)


(Sun 20th Oct 2002, 17:40, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Pet Names

my cat's called brian blessed
not much more to add
(Thu 26th Feb 2004, 12:43, More)

» Dad Jokes

not so much a joke
but a comment, when i was about 8 i had an operation on y leg, just a muscle biopsy, but a general anesthetic, not something i was looking forward to.

so my dad piped up with the comment "if you're lucky, they won't cut your legs off"
(Wed 10th Dec 2003, 2:13, More)

» I hurt my rude bits

um, piercings
far too many of, all DIY.

oh, and removed my frenulum (which also bled, lots)
(Thu 13th Jul 2006, 23:22, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

why do you put a baby in a blender head first?

so you can finish fucking it
(Fri 10th Sep 2004, 14:08, More)

» Irrational Fears

fucking evil things. give me major fear.
(Tue 27th Jan 2004, 14:52, More)
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