» Road Rage

HGV Fat Thick as pig shit bastards
During this summer, my girlfriends sister was visiting the UK from Australia for the first time, so we showed her the local sites,(Stonehenge etc)
On the way back in our Micra 1.0 (the gutless wonder) i tried to over take a HGV going rather slow
the utter bastard sped up and i went head on with a BMW
so with him behind me and going up a fucking steep hill
i put on the hazard warning lights and slowed down to a stop
the sound of air brakes behind me made my day as i sped (well nearly) off and he hill started up this bastard of a hill
eventually he caught up after 20 mins
though i think he was not that happy
due to his flashing lights, blasting horn and fat faced swearing barrage
how i laughed
oh and if your out there my driver
your a cunt
(Fri 13th Oct 2006, 22:42, More)

» Getting other people into trouble

School bastards
My secondary school had split lunches for different years
My mate mark and I were Year Prefects
a physics classroom had two doors, but only one worked, the other had a desk behind it
When we were at lunch they had a class.
On day we both kicked the shit out of the desk door as we passed
The physics teacher flew out of the class screaming at us, we said it was another kid who ran past us outside
He said go and get him, so we walked outside grabbed a random kid saying a teacher wanted to talk to him
We knocked on the door, opened it and pushed him inside, saying "here he is " closing the door
All we heard was the teacher screaming at this kid for about 5 mins
Never heard a thing about it afterwards though
(Wed 24th Oct 2012, 11:16, More)