» Mistaken Identity

Not me but a friend ...
came out of the gents in quite a swanky bar in Soho and saw one of his old school mates. He rushed over, yelling 'good to see you, mate, how are you?' and gave him a massive hug. At that moment he realised it wasn't a school mate at all. It was Ricky from Eastenders.

The shame.
(Thu 7th Jun 2007, 15:15, More)

» My sex misconceptions

I was a very confused child ...
I knew that sex had something to do with men putting their willies inside ladies. The trouble was, I thought they left them there, so I was very concerned about how the men would be able to wee afterwards.

I was told that your periods started when you were 13 and stopped when you were about 50. I understood this to mean that women bled continuously for about 40 years.

With hindsight, I probably shouldn't have relied on sex education from a girl who swore blind that you shouldn't wear tampons on aeroplanes because they would shoot out at high altitude.

And, in my defence, I still meet fully grown men who don't know that ladies don't wee out of their vaginas ...
(Fri 26th Sep 2008, 13:20, More)