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» Where is the strangest place you have slept?
Morning glory
I once found myself asleep on the floor of a friend’s bedroom, as we needed to finish our college project, and I lived over ten miles away in the middle of nowhere. Unfortunately his room was so ineffably small, in order to actually lie down I had to sleep with my head and good proportion of my upper body in his wardrobe, which in itself is a fairly mundane tale except that I was awoken in the morning by the gentle serenade of birdsong outside the window, and my friend masturbating furiously in his bed under the strange miscomprehension that I was asleep or, which is more puzzling, if I were awake a quick tug would go unnoticed.
So, if you’re reading this (you know who you are), it didn’t go unnoticed and I am scarred for life.
Wanker.
(Wed 3rd Jan 2007, 12:53, More)
Morning glory
I once found myself asleep on the floor of a friend’s bedroom, as we needed to finish our college project, and I lived over ten miles away in the middle of nowhere. Unfortunately his room was so ineffably small, in order to actually lie down I had to sleep with my head and good proportion of my upper body in his wardrobe, which in itself is a fairly mundane tale except that I was awoken in the morning by the gentle serenade of birdsong outside the window, and my friend masturbating furiously in his bed under the strange miscomprehension that I was asleep or, which is more puzzling, if I were awake a quick tug would go unnoticed.
So, if you’re reading this (you know who you are), it didn’t go unnoticed and I am scarred for life.
Wanker.
(Wed 3rd Jan 2007, 12:53, More)
» Inappropriate crushes
Not good
'Red' from Fraggle Rock. Christ, I feel terrible. She's not even human, let alone REAL.
Reckon she'd be pretty energetic though. Pigtails bouncing up and down, with that fixed open-mouthed expression . . .
(Mon 2nd Oct 2006, 13:34, More)
Not good
'Red' from Fraggle Rock. Christ, I feel terrible. She's not even human, let alone REAL.
Reckon she'd be pretty energetic though. Pigtails bouncing up and down, with that fixed open-mouthed expression . . .
(Mon 2nd Oct 2006, 13:34, More)
» Road Rage
Bastard cyclists ...
... who cycle on the road NEXT to a cycle path!!
I'm not a vindictive or embittered man, but they should all die screaming entangled in the axles of a 16-tonner, their broken bodies a mangled cacophony of blood, handlebars and spilt organs, for their total fucking arrogance on refusing to utilise the facilities MY taxes helped to pay for.
I recant my vindictive / embittered statement.
*seeeeeeeth*
(Mon 16th Oct 2006, 14:14, More)
Bastard cyclists ...
... who cycle on the road NEXT to a cycle path!!
I'm not a vindictive or embittered man, but they should all die screaming entangled in the axles of a 16-tonner, their broken bodies a mangled cacophony of blood, handlebars and spilt organs, for their total fucking arrogance on refusing to utilise the facilities MY taxes helped to pay for.
I recant my vindictive / embittered statement.
*seeeeeeeth*
(Mon 16th Oct 2006, 14:14, More)
» Road Rage
Frankspencer
The cycle paths might be knacked where you live, but they're top notch in my neck of the woods. Besides, why risk being flattened by a French truck driver trying to negotiate down a fold in the map, than having to avoid the odd pothole?
I'm with you on the fuckwit parking in the cycle lane thing though. 'Not being a fuckwit' should be a tested caveat before being issued with a driving licence.
I think this harps back to the old chestnut of all cyclists hating motorists and vice versa*. Now I'm a motorist, I am contractually obliged to wish mangled pain upon the selfish twunts riding two abreast whilst the traffic queues behind them in seething malaise.
Don't even get me started on cyclists with black jackets on, pedaling along at night without lights.
*also works with students / non-students
(Mon 16th Oct 2006, 15:50, More)
Frankspencer
The cycle paths might be knacked where you live, but they're top notch in my neck of the woods. Besides, why risk being flattened by a French truck driver trying to negotiate down a fold in the map, than having to avoid the odd pothole?
I'm with you on the fuckwit parking in the cycle lane thing though. 'Not being a fuckwit' should be a tested caveat before being issued with a driving licence.
I think this harps back to the old chestnut of all cyclists hating motorists and vice versa*. Now I'm a motorist, I am contractually obliged to wish mangled pain upon the selfish twunts riding two abreast whilst the traffic queues behind them in seething malaise.
Don't even get me started on cyclists with black jackets on, pedaling along at night without lights.
*also works with students / non-students
(Mon 16th Oct 2006, 15:50, More)