» Going Too Far

Revenge is sweet
Being greek there are really only 2 job options, hairdresser or chip shop work. I used to work in my dads chip shop with my 2 older brothers. When bored as you can imagine pranks ensued, one played on me was one of my brothers punching a small hole in my can of Pepsi which poured over me when I drank it runing my shirt. Boy did I think he had gone to far so I decided to take it to the next level. Being summer and really hot in the shop we were all drinking loads of fluids and this was also the time that Lucozade Sport crusher packs came out, I almost emptied one and then refilled it with washing up liquid then bided my time. Friday busiest night of the week and over 100 degrees behind the chip pans when my brother asks for a Lucozade which I obligingly get him and grin to myself as he downs the whole pack he then turned and ungodly shade of green while running for the toilet. He was ill for days and him and his missus still say I went to far. I have not eaten or drunk anything round their house since and that was 12 years ago, I certainly did not eat the birthday cake she made me the year after even though I told her it was lovely. Oh the fear of retribution.

POP! Cherry Gone
(Fri 10th Nov 2006, 16:54, More)

» Best Graffiti Ever

BBC Television Centre Design Building toilets
My Vindaloo is Indaloo,

Cracked me up everytime I saw it.
(Fri 4th May 2007, 11:42, More)

» Best Graffiti Ever

On an airstair at Heathrow
Made in Germany after someone had added the graffiti it looked like this and always made me smile when guarding this particular airstair.

Made in Germany 1
England 5
(Fri 4th May 2007, 11:51, More)

» My first experience of porn

Damn the Police
I don't think it was my first experience but I definately remember it for the embarrassment. The Sun did a big exposure on sex and drunkenness in the police force and the on the front cover were a load of police women on a sofa obviously bevied up and in uniform skirts hitched up showing stocking tops and milky thigh and what did I do but nuzzle my young face into fittest ones thigh and ass. Imagine my terror later in the day when my mum asked why I had black smudge marks on my face, Shit!, nowdays I am much more careful but still have an overly active love for pron and scarily also uniforms.
(Fri 26th Jan 2007, 16:08, More)

» * PFFT *

I'm very proud of the fact.
My best mate can make stinks that would make mustard gas seem tame but I know nobody who has beaten me on this one occasion. I was helping my brother move flat and he had gone off in the van so I was left with his 2 stepsons and his pregnant wife while he was gone. Just sitting around chatting I let one slip and his wife had to promptly go off and be sick, not sure if it had something to do with being pregant or not but she said it smelt of roast beef which is funny as I had eaten none. There you go it was so bad I made someone throw up.
(Mon 16th Jul 2007, 11:02, More)