* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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I'm very proud of the fact.My best mate can make stinks that would make mustard gas seem tame but I know nobody who has beaten me on this one occasion. I was helping my brother move flat and he had gone off in the van so I was left with his 2 stepsons and his pregnant wife while he was gone. Just sitting around chatting I let one slip and his wife had to promptly go off and be sick, not sure if it had something to do with being pregant or not but she said it smelt of roast beef which is funny as I had eaten none. There you go it was so bad I made someone throw up.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 11:02, Reply)
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