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I'm basically a Wiltshire work monkey. Soon to be a TEFL teacher and re-unite myself with sunny Spain. I find anything and everthing funny and love the fact that this website contains posts about any subjects without having an extreme racist vibe or anything. Would write more about myself but its probably all the same as 70% of the other memebers. Us sicko types tend to be of the same type.
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I'm basically a Wiltshire work monkey. Soon to be a TEFL teacher and re-unite myself with sunny Spain. I find anything and everthing funny and love the fact that this website contains posts about any subjects without having an extreme racist vibe or anything. Would write more about myself but its probably all the same as 70% of the other memebers. Us sicko types tend to be of the same type.
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» And that's the thanks I got
I'll tell you what thanks I got... SOD ALL!
I was walking home with a group of people on the way home from school one time when this happened. The group was full of popular types that now work at kfc, and I tried to hang on as someone who laughed at the gangs shit jokes. I however, saw that the doppy chav girls were walking across the main road and leaped forward and pulled the most attractive girl at school away, just avoiding an oncoming car. Cheers? Sex? a kiss? NO. I got a fucking black eye from her boyfriend because I was "just trying to touch her".
Still he died in a car crash last year so perhaps thats the thanks he got.
(Mon 28th May 2007, 19:22, More)
I'll tell you what thanks I got... SOD ALL!
I was walking home with a group of people on the way home from school one time when this happened. The group was full of popular types that now work at kfc, and I tried to hang on as someone who laughed at the gangs shit jokes. I however, saw that the doppy chav girls were walking across the main road and leaped forward and pulled the most attractive girl at school away, just avoiding an oncoming car. Cheers? Sex? a kiss? NO. I got a fucking black eye from her boyfriend because I was "just trying to touch her".
Still he died in a car crash last year so perhaps thats the thanks he got.
(Mon 28th May 2007, 19:22, More)
» Useless advice
The devil makes use for idle hands
in which case technically the devil killed the patients! so harry shipman was innocent!
(Thu 19th Oct 2006, 16:07, More)
The devil makes use for idle hands
in which case technically the devil killed the patients! so harry shipman was innocent!
(Thu 19th Oct 2006, 16:07, More)
» Terrible food
Unfortunatly I know none worse than me at cooking
My speciality at Uni was onion ring sandwiches, which are as simple as they sound. One day though I thougth "bollocks to it, lets experiment". After adding many different sauces and fillings, I dediced to use mayo and heat it. DISCLAIMER: hot mayo is really, really, really to close to spunk.
(Thu 17th May 2007, 20:43, More)
Unfortunatly I know none worse than me at cooking
My speciality at Uni was onion ring sandwiches, which are as simple as they sound. One day though I thougth "bollocks to it, lets experiment". After adding many different sauces and fillings, I dediced to use mayo and heat it. DISCLAIMER: hot mayo is really, really, really to close to spunk.
(Thu 17th May 2007, 20:43, More)