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» Ripped Off

I'm fucking sick of him
I feel ripped off by him. I (occasionally) put a bit of thought and effort into my posts but haven't, as of yet, been put on the 'best of' page. Obviously I wouldn't mind because most other stories are clearly better than mine, but I can't seem to get my head around the fact that apeloverage seems to get on the 'best of' page every week by writing a 2 line "story" that has fuck all to do with the question.

So please, for christs sake, stop clicking 'I like this' on his posts or, better yet, apeloverage, just stop posting.

Length? It was justified.
(Sun 18th Feb 2007, 21:35, More)

» Mad Stuff You've Done To Get Someone To Sleep With You

I went up to a girl and asked:
"Are you a single mother?"
When she replied "No" I asked her if she wanted to be.

surprisingly enough, it didn't work.
(Tue 17th Apr 2007, 18:25, More)

» This book changed my life

Dostoevsky's 'The Brothers Karamazov'
First, a bit of back story.

The only reason I read this book in the first place was because my brother decided it would be good to purchase some obscure Russian literature from t'internet. I'm not 100% sure about why he did it, but buy them he did.

Along with 'The Brothers Karamazov', he bought 'Crime and Punishment' and 'War and Peace'. I think he just got them to see what all the fuss was about. Anyway, I digress.

A few days after he had bought them I found myself looking for something to read and I decided to give them a go. He had already started Crime and Punishment, and War and Peace looked slightly too epic, so I opted for the only one left.

I thought it was quite slow moving at first, but I persevered and I'm glad I did. You see, something about the character of Alyosha really spoke out to me. Maybe it was because he seemed so certain of himself, but was really very unsure, maybe it was because I'm never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie, and hurt you.

Oh yes. You just got text rick roll'd.

You would think I have something better to do with my time, but, alas, I don't.
(Sat 17th May 2008, 19:50, More)

» School Trips

He filmed us.
People in the Swindon area may remember that a few months ago a certain Head-Teacher was accused of being a Paedophile and was forced to leave his job. He was my Head-Teacher.
In year 6 we went on a Trip to France and on the first coach journey we made a stop at a public toilet. For some reason said Head-teacher followed us in and filmed us.
While we were pissing.
He filmed us.
While we were pissing.
He pointed the camera at us.
While we were pissing.
He neglected to completely edit this out of the final version that parents were allowed to buy. So there is a short flash of me and a couple of my mates.
While we were pissing.

Strange thing was, though, this still doesn't really bother me. What does bother me however is that in the aforementioned flash of us in the video my friend appears to be staring at my cock.

Length? He wasn't impressed.
(Fri 8th Dec 2006, 19:38, More)

» Secret Santa

When I was in primary school they had a "postbox" that we were supposed to put our christmas cards in and the teachers would go around every morning giving everybody the cards that they had been sent.

I'm a bit of a nob. So, naturally, I sent myself about 6 cards on one day.

I was the coolest kid ever!
(Fri 15th Dec 2006, 16:56, More)
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