» Terrible Parenting

Incredibly awful names
The topis seems to going for these ones.

Now, i'm only a young lad, just turned 18, so as you can guess, left school 2 years ago.

Bumped into a girl from my tutor the other week, stopped said hello dispensing all of the usual pleasentries. Thought she was with her little sisters. Nope was 14 month old Demi-Liegh Gorgeous Wilson.

I was nearly in tears due to lack of being able to laugh at Sams hideously named offspring. But this just gets better, She said she was on her way to meet Jessica(Younger sister off 4 years) and Armani, too which I say "aww.. young love" for a little giggle.
No, i was wrong, Armani is Demi's 13 month old (premature birth)Brother.

They both got pregnant, by the same guy at the same party!
I quickly had to say bye, get my dinner and bugger off to work, inable to do anything but piss myself laughing for days.

So yeah,

Demi-leigh Gorgeous Wilson
Armani Wilson

(Sorry for legnth)
(Thu 16th Aug 2007, 22:25, More)

» Workplace Boredom

I work with kids....
i once convinced a year 6 lad that i was a jedi and had a working lightsaber.

He had asked to see my powers and lightsaber, but i said that on completion of JediSchool and recieving my certificates, that i was prohibited from using either of them unless i absolutely had to otherwise i would be kicked out of the order, have my lightsaber confiscated and my hands cut off so i couldn't use the force. Was even funnier when my boss joined in saying she saw my certificates.

He now wants to go, :D
(Thu 8th Jan 2009, 14:09, More)

» Dentists

My dentist
IS BLACK!!!

I walked in,(apparently its boss. According to my mum anyway) and she was like "Hello dere to de white mon, take a sit an i be right wit ya"
I thought, hmm, its like the doll.
She then gave me a basic check up and found out, my teeth are in bad condition. i could have told her that.
So you know, as all storys that involve the blacks go, her boyfreind came in and tried to sell me drugs and a stolen car. Usual shit.

Only joking, she is black though, does talk like that, and my god, the pain is excrutiating!! its like she getting revenge because her family were my slaves.
(Mon 6th Nov 2006, 18:05, More)

» Terrible Parenting

Worst parenting ever!
Have you seen these nanny programs?
How rubbish are they?

The NAUGHTY STEP!

Something similar was used on me when i was a lad.
When i was naughty, i had the shit kicked out of me, by the stairs.

It worked though, I wasn;t a little bastard. Until i turned 14, then all hell broke loose. But thats a differenmt story.

Also, to everybody who got locked in the car while the parents left to go shooping/for a drink/for peace and quiet. i too feel your pain, i remember mnay a time being left alone for hours in the ASDA car park locked in the back of a Ford Sierra Estate.
(Thu 16th Aug 2007, 21:55, More)

» Pathological Liars

Some soft twat...
..I know stinks of piss and sweat.

Anyway, whilst waiting for the screening of the recent Transformers film at out local Cineworld, said softy decided to impress us all. He mentioned a rather interesting fact, that his mate owned all of the original generation 1 action figures, so i then asked "does he even have Perceptor?" to which he responded, "yes".
Perceptor was the shittest carachter in it and thus not made into a figure, this could just be blamed on ignorance though, or lack of knowledge.

However, getting to the point, being a sad noise i then got out my phone to show the smelly bugger my message tone(the transormation noise), he found it shit hot and i sent it to him. The following wednesday, he again turned up at the cinema, he was showing off his new tone that he "took from the Transformers dvd box sets, using his mad computer skills".
I had to prove him wrong to his growing fanbase of 14 year old sex starved boys.

Sorry for legnth, i got it from my dads side.
(Fri 30th Nov 2007, 20:49, More)