Terrible ParentingMy parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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Incredibly awful namesThe topis seems to going for these ones.
Now, i'm only a young lad, just turned 18, so as you can guess, left school 2 years ago.
Bumped into a girl from my tutor the other week, stopped said hello dispensing all of the usual pleasentries. Thought she was with her little sisters. Nope was 14 month old Demi-Liegh Gorgeous Wilson.
I was nearly in tears due to lack of being able to laugh at Sams hideously named offspring. But this just gets better, She said she was on her way to meet Jessica(Younger sister off 4 years) and Armani, too which I say "aww.. young love" for a little giggle.
No, i was wrong, Armani is Demi's 13 month old (premature birth)Brother.
They both got pregnant, by the same guy at the same party!
I quickly had to say bye, get my dinner and bugger off to work, inable to do anything but piss myself laughing for days.
So yeah,
Demi-leigh Gorgeous Wilson
Armani Wilson
(Sorry for legnth)
(, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 22:25, Reply)
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