» The worst sex I ever had

Err, no
My worst sex was the ex, huge, but really didn't know what to do with it. Lay on top of me for about 5 mins, did all the right moves, right sounds then looked at me, and said, it's not in, is it?
(Tue 19th Jun 2007, 19:45, More)

» Best Graffiti Ever

Blind Summit Signs
Am I the only person with the urge to scrawl You should have gone to specsavers on these signs?

I am?

Oh well, always knew I didn't fit in...
(Sat 5th May 2007, 15:34, More)

» The Dirty Secrets of Your Trade

Fecking accounts
The cheque is never in the post - and if it is - it will undoubtedly bounce.

Fuck I hate this job - anyone fancy burning down my office?
(Thu 27th Sep 2007, 19:54, More)

» Sleepwalking

Sleeptalking
My ex used to talk in his sleep a lot - one night I was woken by him shouting "I'm gonna cut your fucking cunt off!" and another night he told me to get out of the bin...

I also have a mate who amongst other things has fallen out a window in her sleep - thankfully ground floor
(Sun 26th Aug 2007, 1:34, More)

» Best Graffiti Ever

Not really grafetti, but...
... while at school, boyf and a mate of his got some weedkiller, and wrote slogans over the grass outside the headmaster's office with the weedkiller. Took weeks to grow back, and the grass informed every visitor to the school that one of the physics teachers was a 'banker'
(Sun 6th May 2007, 14:43, More)