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All breakfast rolls are equal, but some breakfast rolls are more equal than others
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"A person who has not done one half his day's routine by ten o'clock, runs a chance of leaving the other half undone."
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(Sun 4th Feb 2024, 1:36, More)
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The pleasure is to bake, Makes no difference what you say
I don't share your greed
The only meal I need
Is the Ace of Spuds
The Ace of Spuds
(Thu 4th Jan 2024, 21:24, More)
I don't share your greed
The only meal I need
Is the Ace of Spuds
The Ace of Spuds
(Thu 4th Jan 2024, 21:24, More)
There's only one way to decide the next PM
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(Thu 20th Oct 2022, 18:39, More)
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Daily Tabloid Exclusive : "raucous" Xmas party thrown by rob at B3ta Towers
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(Wed 15th Dec 2021, 1:18, More)
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Imagine Tom Hanks dressed as Jesus, and Meg Ryan dressed as Mary Magdalene, and also imagine me not wasting any more time on this pic
(Sat 4th Dec 2021, 18:33, More)
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Unlike that beardy guy in the desert who radicalises impressionable kids into committing acts of terrorism
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(Mon 14th Dec 2020, 11:22, More)
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If you wake up and don't want to smile, If it takes just some yellow bile...
If it takes just some yellow bile...
(Fri 26th Jul 2019, 13:48, More)
If it takes just some yellow bile...
(Fri 26th Jul 2019, 13:48, More)
Not suggesting Brexiters were motivated by personal wealth, but...
but...
Arron Banks and Alrosa
Mogg and Somerset Capital Management
Daniel Kawczynski and Electrum Group
Cambridge Analytica
(Wed 3rd Apr 2019, 15:23, More)
but...
Arron Banks and Alrosa
Mogg and Somerset Capital Management
Daniel Kawczynski and Electrum Group
Cambridge Analytica
(Wed 3rd Apr 2019, 15:23, More)
Two panels, with a bonus one for I am a generous god
with a bonus one for I am a generous god
(Tue 8th May 2018, 8:10, More)
with a bonus one for I am a generous god
(Tue 8th May 2018, 8:10, More)
"R2, if anyone asks, I heard the disembodied voice of a dead guy telling me to turn off the computer, okay?"
(Sun 4th Mar 2018, 21:56, More)
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:) Dragging this one out for a farewell repost before it gets retired to the country to live out its days
(Thu 23rd Nov 2017, 14:27, More)
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This seemed funnier in my head
(And a check suggests some papers have already coined the term. Sod it)
(Tue 6th Oct 2015, 15:44, More)
(And a check suggests some papers have already coined the term. Sod it)
(Tue 6th Oct 2015, 15:44, More)
Caution!
non-optimised humungous meaty girth
Original
Thanks to Toasty for the optimisification!
(Wed 30th Jan 2013, 10:19, More)
non-optimised humungous meaty girth
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Thanks to Toasty for the optimisification!
(Wed 30th Jan 2013, 10:19, More)
Best answers to questions:
» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke
Thanks to the UK's economy, there's now a growing trend of giving lettuce instead of money to waiting staff.
I fear it's just the tip of the Iceberg.
(Fri 31st Aug 2018, 10:39, More)
Thanks to the UK's economy, there's now a growing trend of giving lettuce instead of money to waiting staff.
I fear it's just the tip of the Iceberg.
(Fri 31st Aug 2018, 10:39, More)
» Amazing Projects
Cat climbing frame perch nest thingy
I finished this bit of carpentry recently. I'm rather proud of it. 2 weeks on and it hasn't fallen down yet.
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Cat inspecting the quality workmanship...
2
Laser kitteh demanding to know why the carpet lining isn't properly installed yet...
3
Kitteh deciding the nest is adequate. For now.
4
The topmost ledge, the nest, is about 2.1m above the floor. It's all made with about 26 quids' worth of Swedish pine and held together with steel brackets and screws. Very sturdy, hardly any flex (cats like steady surfaces). And before someone comments, the door isn't used, it leads into the kitchen (and is blocked on the other side by a cupboard anyway) so I decided to use the recess for kitteh.
(Thu 17th Nov 2011, 18:08, More)
Cat climbing frame perch nest thingy
I finished this bit of carpentry recently. I'm rather proud of it. 2 weeks on and it hasn't fallen down yet.
1
Cat inspecting the quality workmanship...
2
Laser kitteh demanding to know why the carpet lining isn't properly installed yet...
3
Kitteh deciding the nest is adequate. For now.
4
The topmost ledge, the nest, is about 2.1m above the floor. It's all made with about 26 quids' worth of Swedish pine and held together with steel brackets and screws. Very sturdy, hardly any flex (cats like steady surfaces). And before someone comments, the door isn't used, it leads into the kitchen (and is blocked on the other side by a cupboard anyway) so I decided to use the recess for kitteh.
(Thu 17th Nov 2011, 18:08, More)
» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke
Supermarket shortages are getting worse, no food anywhere
I know someone who cadged some herbs from a neighbour and has been eating them straight out of the packet, very low nutritional content.
I think they're living on borrowed thyme.
(Sat 2nd Oct 2021, 16:44, More)
Supermarket shortages are getting worse, no food anywhere
I know someone who cadged some herbs from a neighbour and has been eating them straight out of the packet, very low nutritional content.
I think they're living on borrowed thyme.
(Sat 2nd Oct 2021, 16:44, More)
» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke
The former lead singer of "Wet Wet Wet" bought a chain of islands
It's a martipegalo.
(Fri 30th Aug 2024, 0:18, More)
The former lead singer of "Wet Wet Wet" bought a chain of islands
It's a martipegalo.
(Fri 30th Aug 2024, 0:18, More)
» Celebrities part II
I saw John Leslie being rude with Annabel Giles
The two were up on Calton Hill (here in Edinburgh) many years ago (before Leslie's shenanigans), filming some cheesy treasure-hunting gameshow (so obscure it's not even listed on IMDB). I said hi and asked if I could take some photos for the student newspaper. They said sure, and posed by one of the rangerovers. As Ms Giles bent over the front of the vehicle, Leslie went behind her and pretended to hump her, doggy-style.
My greatest regret to this day is not being fast enough with the camera to have captured that moment.
Length? Just ask Catherine Zeta-Jones...
(Thu 8th Oct 2009, 15:07, More)
I saw John Leslie being rude with Annabel Giles
The two were up on Calton Hill (here in Edinburgh) many years ago (before Leslie's shenanigans), filming some cheesy treasure-hunting gameshow (so obscure it's not even listed on IMDB). I said hi and asked if I could take some photos for the student newspaper. They said sure, and posed by one of the rangerovers. As Ms Giles bent over the front of the vehicle, Leslie went behind her and pretended to hump her, doggy-style.
My greatest regret to this day is not being fast enough with the camera to have captured that moment.
Length? Just ask Catherine Zeta-Jones...
(Thu 8th Oct 2009, 15:07, More)