Inspired by plankton's post...

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Pea!

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All breakfast rolls are equal, but some breakfast rolls are more equal than others
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"A person who has not done one half his day's routine by ten o'clock, runs a chance of leaving the other half undone."
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The pleasure is to bake, Makes no difference what you say
I don't share your greed
The only meal I need
Is the Ace of Spuds
The Ace of Spuds


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Repost!

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Ho ho ho

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There's only one way to decide the next PM
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Daily Tabloid Exclusive : "raucous" Xmas party thrown by rob at B3ta Towers
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Imagine Tom Hanks dressed as Jesus, and Meg Ryan dressed as Mary Magdalene, and also imagine me not wasting any more time on this pic

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Unlike that beardy guy in the desert who radicalises impressionable kids into committing acts of terrorism
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If you wake up and don't want to smile, If it takes just some yellow bile...
If it takes just some yellow bile...
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The Human Cocapede

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Found this in the charity shop

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Not suggesting Brexiters were motivated by personal wealth, but...
but...
Arron Banks and Alrosa
Mogg and Somerset Capital Management
Daniel Kawczynski and Electrum Group
Cambridge Analytica
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That degree in graphic design really paid off

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Two panels, with a bonus one for I am a generous god
with a bonus one for I am a generous god
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"R2, if anyone asks, I heard the disembodied voice of a dead guy telling me to turn off the computer, okay?"

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"But the SatNav said there was plenty of clearance..."

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:) Dragging this one out for a farewell repost before it gets retired to the country to live out its days

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Free Binder (100g white flour) with part one

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This seemed funnier in my head

(And a check suggests some papers have already coined the term. Sod it)
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It's been nearly 2 years since I reposted this!

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_is_dead
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Sorry

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And what the heck

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I call this "Poolo"

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Ok, who invited Charles Kane?

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Caution!



non-optimised humungous meaty girth

Original

Thanks to Toasty for the optimisification!
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cfb
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Moses Moses Moses!

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Arf!

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Budget cutbacks...

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Never ask Han Solo to help with the decorating

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CFB
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Vader with Reflecting Sphere, 1935

(With apologies to Escher and his Original)
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Another annoying advert

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» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

Thanks to the UK's economy, there's now a growing trend of giving lettuce instead of money to waiting staff.
I fear it's just the tip of the Iceberg.
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» Amazing Projects

Cat climbing frame perch nest thingy
I finished this bit of carpentry recently. I'm rather proud of it. 2 weeks on and it hasn't fallen down yet.

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Cat inspecting the quality workmanship...
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Laser kitteh demanding to know why the carpet lining isn't properly installed yet...
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Kitteh deciding the nest is adequate. For now.
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The topmost ledge, the nest, is about 2.1m above the floor. It's all made with about 26 quids' worth of Swedish pine and held together with steel brackets and screws. Very sturdy, hardly any flex (cats like steady surfaces). And before someone comments, the door isn't used, it leads into the kitchen (and is blocked on the other side by a cupboard anyway) so I decided to use the recess for kitteh.
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» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

Supermarket shortages are getting worse, no food anywhere
I know someone who cadged some herbs from a neighbour and has been eating them straight out of the packet, very low nutritional content.

I think they're living on borrowed thyme.
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» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

The former lead singer of "Wet Wet Wet" bought a chain of islands
It's a martipegalo.
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» Celebrities part II

I saw John Leslie being rude with Annabel Giles
The two were up on Calton Hill (here in Edinburgh) many years ago (before Leslie's shenanigans), filming some cheesy treasure-hunting gameshow (so obscure it's not even listed on IMDB). I said hi and asked if I could take some photos for the student newspaper. They said sure, and posed by one of the rangerovers. As Ms Giles bent over the front of the vehicle, Leslie went behind her and pretended to hump her, doggy-style.

My greatest regret to this day is not being fast enough with the camera to have captured that moment.

Length? Just ask Catherine Zeta-Jones...
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