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Unlike that beardy guy in the desert who radicalises impressionable kids into committing acts of terrorism
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If you wake up and don't want to smile, If it takes just some yellow bile...
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» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke
Thanks to the UK's economy, there's now a growing trend of giving lettuce instead of money to waiting staff.
I fear it's just the tip of the Iceberg.
(Fri 31st Aug 2018, 10:39, More)
Thanks to the UK's economy, there's now a growing trend of giving lettuce instead of money to waiting staff.
I fear it's just the tip of the Iceberg.
(Fri 31st Aug 2018, 10:39, More)
» Amazing Projects
Cat climbing frame perch nest thingy
I finished this bit of carpentry recently. I'm rather proud of it. 2 weeks on and it hasn't fallen down yet.
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Cat inspecting the quality workmanship...
2
Laser kitteh demanding to know why the carpet lining isn't properly installed yet...
3
Kitteh deciding the nest is adequate. For now.
4
The topmost ledge, the nest, is about 2.1m above the floor. It's all made with about 26 quids' worth of Swedish pine and held together with steel brackets and screws. Very sturdy, hardly any flex (cats like steady surfaces). And before someone comments, the door isn't used, it leads into the kitchen (and is blocked on the other side by a cupboard anyway) so I decided to use the recess for kitteh.
(Thu 17th Nov 2011, 18:08, More)
Cat climbing frame perch nest thingy
I finished this bit of carpentry recently. I'm rather proud of it. 2 weeks on and it hasn't fallen down yet.
1
Cat inspecting the quality workmanship...
2
Laser kitteh demanding to know why the carpet lining isn't properly installed yet...
3
Kitteh deciding the nest is adequate. For now.
4
The topmost ledge, the nest, is about 2.1m above the floor. It's all made with about 26 quids' worth of Swedish pine and held together with steel brackets and screws. Very sturdy, hardly any flex (cats like steady surfaces). And before someone comments, the door isn't used, it leads into the kitchen (and is blocked on the other side by a cupboard anyway) so I decided to use the recess for kitteh.
(Thu 17th Nov 2011, 18:08, More)
» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke
Supermarket shortages are getting worse, no food anywhere
I know someone who cadged some herbs from a neighbour and has been eating them straight out of the packet, very low nutritional content.
I think they're living on borrowed thyme.
(Sat 2nd Oct 2021, 16:44, More)
Supermarket shortages are getting worse, no food anywhere
I know someone who cadged some herbs from a neighbour and has been eating them straight out of the packet, very low nutritional content.
I think they're living on borrowed thyme.
(Sat 2nd Oct 2021, 16:44, More)
» Celebrities part II
I saw John Leslie being rude with Annabel Giles
The two were up on Calton Hill (here in Edinburgh) many years ago (before Leslie's shenanigans), filming some cheesy treasure-hunting gameshow (so obscure it's not even listed on IMDB). I said hi and asked if I could take some photos for the student newspaper. They said sure, and posed by one of the rangerovers. As Ms Giles bent over the front of the vehicle, Leslie went behind her and pretended to hump her, doggy-style.
My greatest regret to this day is not being fast enough with the camera to have captured that moment.
Length? Just ask Catherine Zeta-Jones...
(Thu 8th Oct 2009, 15:07, More)
I saw John Leslie being rude with Annabel Giles
The two were up on Calton Hill (here in Edinburgh) many years ago (before Leslie's shenanigans), filming some cheesy treasure-hunting gameshow (so obscure it's not even listed on IMDB). I said hi and asked if I could take some photos for the student newspaper. They said sure, and posed by one of the rangerovers. As Ms Giles bent over the front of the vehicle, Leslie went behind her and pretended to hump her, doggy-style.
My greatest regret to this day is not being fast enough with the camera to have captured that moment.
Length? Just ask Catherine Zeta-Jones...
(Thu 8th Oct 2009, 15:07, More)
» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke
I once wrote a one-line story about the refractive properties of glass but it was so bad I got a prism sentence.
(Tue 2nd Jul 2019, 11:17, More)
I once wrote a one-line story about the refractive properties of glass but it was so bad I got a prism sentence.
(Tue 2nd Jul 2019, 11:17, More)