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» * PFFT *
Company Dinner and Dance
I went to my firm's very respectable dinner and dance one year. My friend turned up with a girl he'd met the night before. We were all sat around the table when this girl farted.
She turned to everyone at the table wafting her hand and said. "F****ing Hell.Sorry. I've just dropped me guts."
The looks on all the other girlfriends and wives faces were priceless.
Me, I had to leave the table or I'd shit myself laughing!
(Mon 16th Jul 2007, 18:34, More)
Company Dinner and Dance
I went to my firm's very respectable dinner and dance one year. My friend turned up with a girl he'd met the night before. We were all sat around the table when this girl farted.
She turned to everyone at the table wafting her hand and said. "F****ing Hell.Sorry. I've just dropped me guts."
The looks on all the other girlfriends and wives faces were priceless.
Me, I had to leave the table or I'd shit myself laughing!
(Mon 16th Jul 2007, 18:34, More)
» Strict Parents
"Medicine"
A friend of mine stole his dad's car when he was fourteen. He subsequently crashed it into a ditch.
As punishment, his dad beat him with a belt at seven o'clock every night for a year. Whenever the poor lad was out, he had to rush home for his beating.
The most amusing part of this was that both father and son called it "medicine", and so the lad rushing off would glumly say "I've got to go home now for my medicine."
The lad's still messed up now, some twenty odd years later. Amazingly, the dad never missed a single beating!
(Thu 8th Mar 2007, 18:21, More)
"Medicine"
A friend of mine stole his dad's car when he was fourteen. He subsequently crashed it into a ditch.
As punishment, his dad beat him with a belt at seven o'clock every night for a year. Whenever the poor lad was out, he had to rush home for his beating.
The most amusing part of this was that both father and son called it "medicine", and so the lad rushing off would glumly say "I've got to go home now for my medicine."
The lad's still messed up now, some twenty odd years later. Amazingly, the dad never missed a single beating!
(Thu 8th Mar 2007, 18:21, More)