» I Quit!

Not funny - to me - but...
...I just terminated my job as an act of revenge against my boss - whom was my love master for 6 months - when she decided to play away while I had a week off trying to hold my family together while my neice was stolen by social services, so I errupted & told her where to go, & now she has no supervisor. Unlucky. Cunt she is.
(Sat 24th May 2008, 12:45, More)

» Insults

Annoying ex's deserve the worst.
While they're mid rant, just bellow: "You're about as fun to fuck as the soft spot on a baby's skull!"
Usually shuts them up and/or worries them.
(Tue 9th Oct 2007, 12:03, More)

» Personal Ads

Coincidentally...
I joined HoN the other day.
& today find out that there's a b3ta scoreboard.
I think we're all vain really... Vain & sick.
=D
Well, at least I am.

Scary personal ads: "Dom BBW seeks male slave to restrain for a day. Prefers slim young men, not new to girl-guy anal."

Is it me, or does that conjure horrible things?
(Mon 17th Sep 2007, 10:34, More)

» Sleepwalking

I'll have the
Viking Whore please.
As long as she's like the image in my head, anyway.
Woo!

& I'd spit on Jordan's kids. Creatures.
(Fri 31st Aug 2007, 10:43, More)

» Sleepwalking

I prefer
Water. It's nice, although some people attempt to lynch me for saying water has its own flavour.
(Fri 31st Aug 2007, 10:27, More)