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I really wanted to impress my dad
So I found out this guy I used to know had some toys that I told him he wasn't allowed to have, so I told all my friends that I was going to go and find him and take all his toys because he talked funny and didn't listen to what I told him to do all the time.

Anyways, so I go over to his place and I looked all over for my toys... I mean his toys, but I couldn't find them and he wasn't around. I couldn't even find his friend that came over to my house one time and played. If I had found him, I would've probably punched him hard or something.

Anyways, I trashed his place, even though it was already a shithole. I called it "improvements" lol! Also, I went back home and told all my real friends that he was a liar and he was just trying to act all cool like us or whatever and he didn't even have those toys like he said he did. What a loser!

So yeah, my dad has got to be the proudest dad ever, like for sure.

Mission accomplished wooyay!

I don't 'pologize fer nuthin'!

It's 'cause I'm so awesome.

-George W.
(Tue 14th Nov 2006, 23:54, More)