» The worst sex I ever had

It happens to all of us..
..but having to stop having sex because you have cramp, then trying to get rid of it by hopping round the room, stumbling on clothes you have discarded and looking altogether un-sexy isn't fun.
(Mon 18th Jun 2007, 2:59, More)

» Mad Stuff You've Done To Get Someone To Sleep With You

After 10 pints, 53% of men would prefer a kebab to sex.
Unless of course both are on the cards I imagine.

Hanging about outside the parade of kebab shops in the centre of Bristol I once met a man who said that I could go home with him if I lent him the extra 50p he needed to afford his kebab. I obliged, he let me have a bit of his meat, and I still like to think I'm fairly classy.

EDIT: If your credit rating is anything like mine lending someone 50p with no guarantee its return is pretty mad, especially when you realise the morning after that it wasn't actually a loan, but a sneaky ploy to get you into bed.
(Mon 16th Apr 2007, 1:03, More)