» Family Holidays

I had the time of my life...
When I was about 11, I went on holiday with a friend and her family to Cornwall. Oh the laughs we had.
What we though was car sickness from me passed to the whole family. Whilst I was vomiting in the car they vomited at the holiday camp.
I just went swimming every day while the whole family spent in the caravan.
Well at leat I enjoyed it...
(Sat 4th Aug 2007, 19:24, More)

» Mistaken Identity

Too many times....
I get mistaken for a lesbian!

I'm not.

Does that count?
(Thu 31st May 2007, 16:09, More)

» And that's the thanks I got

Don't help people
They make you feel like shite and don' thank you when they are mended...yet I still do it!

Another life lesson learned and still time for lunch.
(Sat 26th May 2007, 13:25, More)

» Insults

oooh and another favourite
go and take a piss in the wind!
(Sat 6th Oct 2007, 21:16, More)

» Insults

Random ones...
C*nt face whorebag (random)
(To my friend which walked into my fag) "If your brains were you boobs you would be just nipples"- funny at the time
"Shut it mini Hitler"
"What broke your anus?"
(Sat 6th Oct 2007, 21:05, More)