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» Well, that taught 'em

Sandcastle jumping
My brother and I saw some kids who were jumping on much younger Children's sandcastles at the beach...
Our response was to build a beautiful sandcastle over the top of the shit that the beach's donkey had left near the shore - then sit back and wait for the barefoot bullies to jump on the sandcastle and get themselves covered in shite!
(Fri 27th Apr 2007, 15:19, More)

» Hotel Splendido

Bed bugs
Vancouver is supposedly the best city in the world - and it is great, but my first impressions were tainted by my experience of the Central Station Hostel...

I only wish I had searched for it on the internet before I went there - as other people's reviews are similarly bad.

My girlfriend and I had stayed there for one night and were making dinner in the kitchen. The other residents seemed very happy with the accommodation and were singing it's praises to us - but they were obviously homeless and therefore not as fussy as me, being a snobby backpacker with an overdraft.

I thought that we had been bitten by sand flies or something after our first night - but on our second night at about 12 o'clock we discovered some very full-up looking bed bugs in the bed and were forced to spend the rest of the night in the same bed.

Sorry about the snobby story because to be fair, we were travelling around the world so really are lucky as fuck!

Sydney is better than Vancouver though!
(Fri 18th Jan 2008, 15:26, More)

» Pathological Liars

Twat
My next door neighbour as a child was one of these fantasists - I don't know if he is now but he still lives with his parents so probably so.

He once claimed to have a tennis racket that could change into a cricket bat - which he stole from Argos... didn't think that one through.

Another claim was that he was a karate champion - which also wasn't quite thought through as this would inspire other kids to try to beat him up. But his really stupid claim was to have saved another kid's life - only to be saved himself in a cub scouts swimming gala when getting into difficulty...
(Mon 3rd Dec 2007, 17:33, More)