Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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Sandcastle jumpingMy brother and I saw some kids who were jumping on much younger Children's sandcastles at the beach...
Our response was to build a beautiful sandcastle over the top of the shit that the beach's donkey had left near the shore - then sit back and wait for the barefoot bullies to jump on the sandcastle and get themselves covered in shite!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:19, Reply)
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