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Freshers year (take 1)
At uni I failed the 1st year by 0.7%. Completly my own fault for watching every single episode of the simpsons ever, instead of going to lectures. Doh!(Sorry)
(Fri 5th Jan 2007, 11:03, More)

» Where is the strangest place you have slept?

In a School photo
Back in the day, when I was in the school sixth form the headmaster Mr Adams, who had the world funniest comb-over (well it was to us at the time), decided to have a whole school photo of all 1500 students. It being the end of september I was wearing a nice warm jumper, except we had a mini-heat wave that day and I was roasting. Now for some reason, that I can't remember, I didn't have a t-shirt under me jumper, so couldn't take off now very heavy, very hot jumper.

As we were sixth form we had to go stand on the scafolding first, I was about 16 rows back, so fairly high up. Cue about an hour of standing jam packed in up on the scafolding, as the tit of a headmaster couldn't organise his way out of a paper bag, at least not quickly.

Just as the last of the very small year 7's (1st form) sat down on the front bench, the sky went orange and pink and white (with spots). Next thing I know I'm looking straight up towards the back of the scafolding. Apparently I had been out cold for a few minutes and as I fell forwards, being quiet tubby, I almost cause a human domino effect down the 16 rows below me, but only managed to knock one guy over in front and push a few more.

In the photo I'm right at the end of the front bench, looking like a ghost, almost like I died and came back to haunt the school. Suprisingly my parents didn't want to folk out the £50 for a copy, wonder why...

Length, shorter than I hoped for my first time.
(Wed 3rd Jan 2007, 16:09, More)