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Rape!
Have you ever been raped? Or perhaps you were the one doing the raping? Is that you in the bushes with your dick out?

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(Fri 1st Feb 2008, 18:05, More)

» Mix Tapes

I made a mix tape
I went to the beach at sunset and recorded the gentle sound of the waves lapping up against the shore. I trekked deep into the forest at 3am to record natures blissful silence, broken occasionaly by the soft whisper of the trees swaying in the breeze. I then swam to the bottom of the deepest ocean to swim with the whales and record their mournful singing.

I gave it to my girlfriend and she recorded over it with Linkin Park.
(Sat 9th Feb 2008, 18:37, More)

» Hotel Splendido

Shit shelf
I was staying at a cheap-as-chips hotel in amsterdam. It was probably what you'd expect for the price, its one redeeming feature being you could smoke weed in the dining area.

One thing I couldn't look past however, was the toilet. Instead of having a normal bowl with some water for your turds to swim in, some eccentric, (stoned?), dutch toilet designer decided to put a shelf in the way of the landing zone. This meant that your feces would collect in a pile, producing a very potent smell of crap in the extremely confined area that was the toilet.

As if that wasnt bad enough I had to share the room/dorm with 8 others and so we all got a whiff of each others bowl movements. Worst of all was when my mate spent a night on the guiness.
(Fri 18th Jan 2008, 16:53, More)