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» My first experience of porn
the joy of $ex
round at my mate's house one day, I must have been 9/10. matey says, my dad's got a book, "enjoy sex" - we've heard older boys at school talking about the three letter word, so we have a look, turns out it's Dr Alex Comforts classic tome - "The Joy of Sex" all beards, big muffs and all. The illustrations certainly enlightened young LP, and he went home that night a wiser young chap.
Lo and behold a few days later and it turns out that matey's friend's Dad has found that his book has been moved, phone calls to young LP's parents ensue and so Mum and Dad give masterblow "a talk", all about how when a Mummy and Daddy love each other very much etc...
This is all very well until we sit down to watch top of the pops... what's out that week, only Salt N Pepa's "Let's talk about SEX" and Color Me Bad's "I wanna sex you up!".
I wanted the earth to swallow me up that night...
(Thu 25th Jan 2007, 23:28, More)
the joy of $ex
round at my mate's house one day, I must have been 9/10. matey says, my dad's got a book, "enjoy sex" - we've heard older boys at school talking about the three letter word, so we have a look, turns out it's Dr Alex Comforts classic tome - "The Joy of Sex" all beards, big muffs and all. The illustrations certainly enlightened young LP, and he went home that night a wiser young chap.
Lo and behold a few days later and it turns out that matey's friend's Dad has found that his book has been moved, phone calls to young LP's parents ensue and so Mum and Dad give masterblow "a talk", all about how when a Mummy and Daddy love each other very much etc...
This is all very well until we sit down to watch top of the pops... what's out that week, only Salt N Pepa's "Let's talk about SEX" and Color Me Bad's "I wanna sex you up!".
I wanted the earth to swallow me up that night...
(Thu 25th Jan 2007, 23:28, More)
» The Weird Kid In Class
Ollie
Now ollie tried too hard to be everyone's friend and act cool.
Some unscrupulous chaps in my class pinched some milk of magnesia tablets from the chemistry labs (something about neutralising acids) and promptly sold them to him as "mangoes - the latest thing in all the clubs". Ollie proceeded to pop said mangoes at someone's 16th birthday party (held in a church hall no less - with our hero lpmasterblow behind the decks). Now obviously, no one gets a hallucinogenic effect or a huge feeling of euphoria from indigestion pills, but our Ollie did. He even managed to simulate feeling "really out of it". He certainly did feel out of it the next monday morning when he was let in on the joke.
Last heard to be working in New York, I expect he's trying to be everyone's mate there too.
(Tue 23rd Jan 2007, 13:58, More)
Ollie
Now ollie tried too hard to be everyone's friend and act cool.
Some unscrupulous chaps in my class pinched some milk of magnesia tablets from the chemistry labs (something about neutralising acids) and promptly sold them to him as "mangoes - the latest thing in all the clubs". Ollie proceeded to pop said mangoes at someone's 16th birthday party (held in a church hall no less - with our hero lpmasterblow behind the decks). Now obviously, no one gets a hallucinogenic effect or a huge feeling of euphoria from indigestion pills, but our Ollie did. He even managed to simulate feeling "really out of it". He certainly did feel out of it the next monday morning when he was let in on the joke.
Last heard to be working in New York, I expect he's trying to be everyone's mate there too.
(Tue 23rd Jan 2007, 13:58, More)