b3ta.com user Guy Incognito
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Actually, there's not much to tell. I'm not much more than an interpreter*, and not very good at telling stories. Well, not at making them interesting, anyway.


Recent front page messages:

Let's get that Pete Wylie song to number one eh B3TA?

(Mon 8th Apr 2013, 17:28, More)

Coming Soon :-(

Obviously bindun? By M. Thatcher for starters, arf
(Sun 9th May 2010, 22:00, More)

For everyone else who had a nerdgasm over today's trailer...

(Tue 9th Mar 2010, 20:13, More)

Ozzy, Ozzy, Ozzy!

Click to embiggen (198KB)
(Wed 5th Sep 2007, 16:42, More)


(Mon 27th Aug 2007, 11:44, More)

Christ, when I was in school my biggest worry was not having pubes.
So I left my career as a teacher. *badum!*

(Tue 17th Apr 2007, 22:48, More)

Book 'em:

(Sat 14th Apr 2007, 13:08, More)

Poppin' Minister
*Er, you MIGHT be able to click for bigger?*

(Sun 28th Jan 2007, 21:52, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Best Graffiti Ever

Best PLACE I've seen graffiti?!
On the Welsh evening news a few years back they were doing a story about some tree-hugging hippy protester types. Camera is on one soap-dodger being interviewed, and behind him his dog slowly walks past...

... in large letters shaved into the dog's side, the word "TWAT".

(just typed "twat dog" into Google Images, hoping there might be a visual - don't do this)
(Thu 3rd May 2007, 20:24, More)

» Best Graffiti Ever

Directly opposite an infants' school playground...
... on a wall in Cardiff:

Somone's sprayed a large (rather good) Roger Mellie, the man on the telly out of Viz, complete with "Bollocks" speech bubble.
(Thu 3rd May 2007, 20:18, More)