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» Mobile phone disasters

Very late but...
I just remembered one of the happiest moments of my life. The day I realized 'Cock' and 'Anal' can be spelled using the exact same keys on a phone.
(Thu 6th Aug 2009, 4:40, More)

» Shit Stories: Part Number Two

I work with some weird people...
at a small real estate firm. Our office is in a tiny illegal add-on to one of our buildings. Its dim, dark, dirty and cramped.

I arrived to work about 5 minutes late and was still the first person there. I went to the bathroom to pinch one out before the handymen came but noticed there was no toilet paper. "Fuck, I'll just have to hold it until lunch..."

I sat down at the computer and started to work. About an hour later my boss comes in, ignoring me and going straight to the bathroom. Not ten minutes later he flung open the door.

"Holy shit! I just took THEE biggest dump ever. Goddamn son!" He proclaimed, grinning from ear to ear.

I looked up from my computer. "There wasn't any toilet paper."

His grin faded and he walked out of the office, slapping me on the back with his unwashed hands.


There was another time when our Tongan handyman called me up at 6:30 in the morning. I was still asleep and called him back at 7.

"Maile, what do you need?"
"I needed the code for the office bathroom"
"Oh, it's ****"
"It's too late" he said.
"..."

"Too Late" and "Bathroom" should never be used together.

/pop
(Thu 3rd Apr 2008, 1:35, More)