» What's the most horrific thing you've seen?

Oh God...
I'm sure everyone knows about A Midsummer Night's Dream, right? Good. So, I was in 6th grade (ever-so-long ago) and they brought us to a little private opera house to see it. Now, to appeal to our "hip, cool" generation, it was set in the future.

In space.

Now, as horrifying as that is, that's not the kicker. Puck was played by a man no younger than 54 and no less than 50 pounds overweight wearing neon green spandex. Shirt and pants. All spandex.

I'm not sure if it was there for laughs or not, but oh. my. gourd.
(Mon 25th Jun 2007, 22:59, More)

» Cross Dressing

Huh. 0.o
Sorry to say it's near-impossible for me to crossdress myself, seeing as to how I'm female and never wear "girly" clothes. Ever.

Anyhow.

One of my really good friends (Piotr) just got married (in Massachusetts) to someone who is...tadaa...also a man (Mickey). Mickey is...ah...very effeminate-looking. Long blonde hair, blue eyes, you get the picture. More than once they've gone out on the town with Mickey in a skirt, just to see how many people mistook him for a girl.

...I think forty-three is our record.
(Fri 16th Mar 2007, 14:25, More)

» Sleepwalking

Carflark!
Alright, only one of these is sleepwalking specifically, but I'll relate them all.

When my brother was a youngin, he came down the stairs one night, stood there, and said "Adrain has her head stuck in the coffee table!...balloons..." Adrian was our dog at the time, and actually got her head stuck in the coffee table the next day, but it was bound to happen anyway. Another time my brother sat bolt-upright and said "carflark". Again, who knows.

Now my turn!

When I was 10-11 on a trip to Curacao, I was sharing a bed with my mum (my dad was in the other). They say that all of a sudden I sat up, stared at nothing, and said "tooooouch....toooooouch....". I have no idea what was going on, but I feel abd for my mum. That's like something out of a horror film. xD

And, finally, I have a nightguard (to keep me from grinding my teeth). Or...had. I can't wear it any more for this reason. I'd go to bed and put the damn thing in. When I woke up, it would be on my nightstand, clearly placed there.

By me.

This happened twice (and more than that I'd torn my retainer out and thrown it under my covers, but that's much less epic).
(Fri 24th Aug 2007, 3:46, More)

» Personal Hygiene

Oh my...
I once never showered for a week, but that's beside the point.

There are two science teachers in my school that cannot use soap. At all.

Use your imagination.
(Fri 23rd Mar 2007, 2:39, More)

» Picky Eaters

Hmmm...
I'm not entirely sure if this counts, but I know someone who is terrified of condiments (lawl, spelling). He will NOT have ketchup/salt/mustard/etc on any foods, and thusly will eat nothing that isn't already tasty.

Yes, it's a phobia.

It still annoys me.
(Sat 3rd Mar 2007, 2:37, More)