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» Sleepwalking

Toilet Walk
I used to pee in various places whilst sleepwalking when I was younger. Once I stayed round my aunty Kays and went sleepwalking in her kitchen.

She had leather swiveling chairs round her kitchen table which I sat on to have a pee. As I peed I also farted, which woke my cousin up who ran to my auntie shouting "MUM, MUM, HAYLEY'S DOING A POO IN THE KITCHEN"
(Fri 24th Aug 2007, 20:47, More)

» Conned

Dad Con 1
When I started college I wasn't getting on well with my dad, since he and my mum had just been through a messy divorce.

The college bus was free, but I told my dad it was £60 and got him to make a cheque out. He was too clever to leave it blank, but still not that clever so I got him to make it out to one of my friends he'd never met, who cashed it for me and gave me the money.
(Tue 23rd Oct 2007, 13:32, More)

» My Biggest Disappointment

A Lidl Problem
I recently moved to Malta and I really want to send my mum some photos of all the weird stuff that lives in the sea, so when I found out Lidl's were doing under water cameras from the 23rd of June, for 6 eur, I was well chuffed.

Except I've been in ALL FOUR LIDL'S ON THE ISLAND and none of them have any in stock.
(Fri 27th Jun 2008, 12:19, More)