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» Sleepwalking
Does sleepworking count??
A few years ago I was having a very stressful time at work and was spending a hell of alot of time in the office. The stress was increased when I split with my boyfriend and had to move home and share a bedroom with my younger sister.
Anyway, things got so bad at one point that when I finally got home and went to sleep, I would wake up in the night trying to help clients and shouting at my sister to answer the phone that was ringing away (in my head).
During these "phonecalls" I would start to wake up and realise what I was doing so I would always end the call professionally, telling the client that I was actually in bed and could they call back. However, every time I was dropping off again, I would hear that damn phone ring again.
I got a new job in the end...
In my defence my sister used to waffle in her sleep, but god knows what she was saying, I was on the phone working dammit!
For gods sake swipe please tell me I wasnt the only one to do this!!!
(Fri 24th Aug 2007, 21:18, More)
Does sleepworking count??
A few years ago I was having a very stressful time at work and was spending a hell of alot of time in the office. The stress was increased when I split with my boyfriend and had to move home and share a bedroom with my younger sister.
Anyway, things got so bad at one point that when I finally got home and went to sleep, I would wake up in the night trying to help clients and shouting at my sister to answer the phone that was ringing away (in my head).
During these "phonecalls" I would start to wake up and realise what I was doing so I would always end the call professionally, telling the client that I was actually in bed and could they call back. However, every time I was dropping off again, I would hear that damn phone ring again.
I got a new job in the end...
In my defence my sister used to waffle in her sleep, but god knows what she was saying, I was on the phone working dammit!
For gods sake swipe please tell me I wasnt the only one to do this!!!
(Fri 24th Aug 2007, 21:18, More)
» I Drank Meths (pointless teenage things you did to shock)
Well there was this one time....
I thought I was cool. Me and about 20ish mates went round to another friends house, where we were wrongly advised that her parents would be out all night. anyway, as teenagers do, we wrecked the joint and emptied the drinks cabinet, as you do. I went off to puke somewhere, and when i returned, the frinds mother was in the lounge, (oh shit) giving all of our friends a big lecture about the state of the house and emptiness of the drinks cabinet.
Anyway i was obviously still obliterated, even after vomiting and was being cocky with the mother, (might i add with a load of chunks in my hair from previous telephone conversations down the porcelain phone)and swaying alot etc etc, i'm sure you can picture it, (i can't/don't want to). then, she turned to me and said "my eyes are blue not green". now what the fuck does that mean i thought?? (and still do), but noooooooo, instead of keeping my gob shut, i said to her, i dont give a fuck what colour your eyes are love, i've just been sick...
needless to say, i was banned from that house for the rest of my teenage life.
shame that, they had a great drinks cabinet...
bastards.
(Thu 19th Jul 2007, 23:13, More)
Well there was this one time....
I thought I was cool. Me and about 20ish mates went round to another friends house, where we were wrongly advised that her parents would be out all night. anyway, as teenagers do, we wrecked the joint and emptied the drinks cabinet, as you do. I went off to puke somewhere, and when i returned, the frinds mother was in the lounge, (oh shit) giving all of our friends a big lecture about the state of the house and emptiness of the drinks cabinet.
Anyway i was obviously still obliterated, even after vomiting and was being cocky with the mother, (might i add with a load of chunks in my hair from previous telephone conversations down the porcelain phone)and swaying alot etc etc, i'm sure you can picture it, (i can't/don't want to). then, she turned to me and said "my eyes are blue not green". now what the fuck does that mean i thought?? (and still do), but noooooooo, instead of keeping my gob shut, i said to her, i dont give a fuck what colour your eyes are love, i've just been sick...
needless to say, i was banned from that house for the rest of my teenage life.
shame that, they had a great drinks cabinet...
bastards.
(Thu 19th Jul 2007, 23:13, More)
» I Drank Meths (pointless teenage things you did to shock)
OK it wasn't me but it was still funny!!
Way back in the day (1994), me and my mate thought we were brainy and we took our German GCSE exams a year early. On the day of our oral exam, I was supposed to meet said mate, so we would walk in together, revising, talking about boys, milk of magnesia (see earlier post) etc etc. Anyway, fact is she didn't show, so as i was an arse licker i decided to go on so not to be late. Imagine my horror when my mate finally arrived, staggering like a tramp on meths, to find that she had tipped whiskey into a bottle of nail varnish remover that she thought was empty but wasn't and necked it....
Well need i go on??
I sat the exam alone...... and failed. Bitch..
(Thu 19th Jul 2007, 22:48, More)
OK it wasn't me but it was still funny!!
Way back in the day (1994), me and my mate thought we were brainy and we took our German GCSE exams a year early. On the day of our oral exam, I was supposed to meet said mate, so we would walk in together, revising, talking about boys, milk of magnesia (see earlier post) etc etc. Anyway, fact is she didn't show, so as i was an arse licker i decided to go on so not to be late. Imagine my horror when my mate finally arrived, staggering like a tramp on meths, to find that she had tipped whiskey into a bottle of nail varnish remover that she thought was empty but wasn't and necked it....
Well need i go on??
I sat the exam alone...... and failed. Bitch..
(Thu 19th Jul 2007, 22:48, More)
» Terrible Parenting
No imagination at all, or no effort!!
My examples are either vaguley interesting, or so bad you'll feel sorry for me so i'll go for the former. Last birthday, my birthday came and went, (ok, I was 27, but still!!)and I got Jack Shit. A couple of weeks later, I enquired about my card/gift and was met with the reply: You didnt tell me what you wanted, so I didnt get you anything. WTF??? not even a card from my mum and dad?? I swear I keep reliving it, especially when I watched my sisters open their gifts from the parents, thinking i'm last in the popularity contest.
Another occasion is when my parents bought their house and they made it very clear that when they died, my youngest sister would get the house and we would get nothing. Again, felt very loved by this one!!
(Tue 21st Aug 2007, 22:06, More)
No imagination at all, or no effort!!
My examples are either vaguley interesting, or so bad you'll feel sorry for me so i'll go for the former. Last birthday, my birthday came and went, (ok, I was 27, but still!!)and I got Jack Shit. A couple of weeks later, I enquired about my card/gift and was met with the reply: You didnt tell me what you wanted, so I didnt get you anything. WTF??? not even a card from my mum and dad?? I swear I keep reliving it, especially when I watched my sisters open their gifts from the parents, thinking i'm last in the popularity contest.
Another occasion is when my parents bought their house and they made it very clear that when they died, my youngest sister would get the house and we would get nothing. Again, felt very loved by this one!!
(Tue 21st Aug 2007, 22:06, More)
» Terrible Parenting
Terrible parenting? Try no parenting!!
I think that if anyone knows rachelswipe and has read the countless stories about the bedshitter/twat or whatever other name that suits (harold), he has to be the most outstanding case of terrible/no parenting ever in the history of the world. I've met the beast and he is truly horrendous. If it wasnt for the fact I know he has parents, I would swear he was created in a lab! He has to win it, read her stories, there is no way you can disagree!!
(Tue 21st Aug 2007, 21:58, More)
Terrible parenting? Try no parenting!!
I think that if anyone knows rachelswipe and has read the countless stories about the bedshitter/twat or whatever other name that suits (harold), he has to be the most outstanding case of terrible/no parenting ever in the history of the world. I've met the beast and he is truly horrendous. If it wasnt for the fact I know he has parents, I would swear he was created in a lab! He has to win it, read her stories, there is no way you can disagree!!
(Tue 21st Aug 2007, 21:58, More)