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I like kittens.

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Coming soon for the Dragon32


My first fp! Woo! Tar.
(Fri 17th Sep 2004, 21:55, More)

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» Stuff You've Overheard

Walking along the high street
Some Bloke into his phone : "You fucking divorced me, you can pay the little shit's school fees"

(Thu 10th Jun 2004, 13:53, More)

» My Worst Vomit

The Orthodontist cheek incident
I had an evil shit for an Orthodontist. One day, while he was in my mouth, upto the elbow with his torque rench (or summat) he touched that vom trigger at the back of my throat.

I tried to warn him "Imb gonba buke" said I.

"I'm sorry, what?" he said withdrawing his hands from my mouth and actually leaning his ear toward my face.

Boosh! Have it! Right on the side of the face. I copped a bit of splash back, but it was fucking worth it.
(Sat 21st Aug 2004, 22:33, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
(Tue 6th Dec 2005, 19:54, More)

» Have you ever been rude to a celebrity?

At a wild bird sanctuary in Gloucestershire
Really loud annoying laughing and posh type whooping from directly behind me.

"Who the fuck is that annoying twat?" [Turns around]

Bam, Christopher Biggins is standing about a foot behind me. And he ain't looking so happy now.
(Wed 14th Apr 2004, 22:09, More)

» Impromptu Games You Play

Driving game
Spot the file extension.

IE Car number plates : E784 XLS

More obscure the better.

Christ, I'm a geek.
(Mon 29th Mar 2004, 19:58, More)
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