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I scream

(Fri 26th Nov 2004, 21:05, More)


click for big
(Thu 1st Jan 2004, 14:15, More)

In honour of George W's state visit

Tony makes a change at Westminster.
(Mon 17th Nov 2003, 21:48, More)

Henrietta liked nothing better than a great big hairy spider


(Sun 16th Nov 2003, 23:00, More)

ooooh matrix

(Sat 25th Oct 2003, 23:39, More)

After a bad row my girlfriend bought me this.

She told me to leave the safety-catch off,
I didn't even know that hairdryers had
a safety-catch.
(Sat 18th Oct 2003, 13:47, More)


(Mon 15th Sep 2003, 23:00, More)


(Fri 5th Sep 2003, 9:53, More)

clicky for biggerer
(Tue 2nd Sep 2003, 14:13, More)

Dyson's plan for world domination revealed

click for bigger
(Sun 31st Aug 2003, 12:57, More)

I wish he'd stop doing this

(Sat 26th Jul 2003, 23:54, More)


click pic for large
(Mon 14th Jul 2003, 14:31, More)

I found this hovering in my garden

(Sun 13th Jul 2003, 11:32, More)


(clicky bigger)
(Thu 19th Jun 2003, 23:13, More)


Click for biggie
(Sun 8th Jun 2003, 22:56, More)

(Tue 3rd Jun 2003, 22:11, More)


(Thu 8th May 2003, 18:01, More)


(Tue 6th May 2003, 11:25, More)


click pic for more grrr
(Tue 22nd Apr 2003, 21:02, More)

I found this lil fella in my garden,

I put out some peanuts for him,
but he ate my guinea pig :(
(Tue 15th Apr 2003, 19:59, More)

A meerdog :o)

(Tue 8th Apr 2003, 22:21, More)

A harewolf.

(Sun 6th Apr 2003, 22:38, More)


(Sun 23rd Mar 2003, 20:09, More)

Poison frog

click pic big
(Sat 15th Feb 2003, 16:28, More)


Click for biggie, if you want your eyes to fall out
(Mon 10th Feb 2003, 21:33, More)


(Sun 2nd Feb 2003, 22:36, More)


(Thu 23rd Jan 2003, 14:52, More)

He's sitting on my garden fence, and he wont go away :(

(Thu 23rd Jan 2003, 9:54, More)

Giraffes are fun

(Sun 12th Jan 2003, 21:33, More)

That Solo Trek will never fly

(Sun 12th Jan 2003, 12:00, More)

There's gonna be a reckonin

(Sat 11th Jan 2003, 14:27, More)

Stumpy didn't mind having short legs, he just wished his trunk had been short as well.

Click pic for big owing to front page goodness
(Sun 5th Jan 2003, 19:47, More)


click pic for big:o)
(Sun 29th Dec 2002, 21:13, More)


(Sun 29th Dec 2002, 0:43, More)


click pic for ever so slightly bigger.
(Thu 5th Dec 2002, 20:56, More)

He'd spent too long with the trees you see.

click pic for 'normous
(Tue 3rd Dec 2002, 19:23, More)


click pic forbig
(Sun 24th Nov 2002, 22:13, More)


clicky big :)
(Fri 8th Nov 2002, 10:54, More)

Moving is such a pain.

clicky big
(Tue 5th Nov 2002, 23:39, More)

They say a goldfish only has a three second memory.

(Tue 5th Nov 2002, 22:20, More)


(Wed 30th Oct 2002, 21:02, More)

Dusting was allways eventful in the Matrix household.

click pic for bigger.
(Sun 20th Oct 2002, 15:20, More)

They really are the masters of camouflage.

(Sun 13th Oct 2002, 17:57, More)

Gothic horror.

(Wed 25th Sep 2002, 18:44, More)


(Wed 18th Sep 2002, 22:18, More)

...and you're sure he's mine?

click pic for big
(Tue 17th Sep 2002, 17:15, More)


(Mon 9th Sep 2002, 21:02, More)

Bad giant kitty.

(Fri 6th Sep 2002, 23:01, More)

Dave had always felt different.

(Thu 15th Aug 2002, 21:04, More)

On a shark theme,

click pic for huuuge.
(Wed 7th Aug 2002, 21:35, More)


Click pic for big
(Tue 30th Jul 2002, 20:48, More)


(Wed 24th Jul 2002, 19:57, More)

So that's what they mean by tortoise shell

(Sun 21st Jul 2002, 13:15, More)

Storm-o-tron, your very own thunderstorm
on a desk.

(Fri 28th Jun 2002, 22:16, More)


(Thu 20th Jun 2002, 10:22, More)

You are feeling sleepy...

(Fri 24th May 2002, 20:49, More)

Whoa... hold on little falla.

(Sat 11th May 2002, 16:43, More)

Hope this works.

(Wed 24th Apr 2002, 16:59, More)

I dare you...

(Fri 19th Apr 2002, 19:56, More)

Cat tumour ruined his life.

(Thu 11th Apr 2002, 23:59, More)

Bit of a relic....

(Fri 29th Mar 2002, 10:57, More)

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