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# Dyson's plan for world domination revealed

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(I helped save b3ta! CJ, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 12:57, archived)
# simply
marvellous.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 12:58, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
RUN!

edit: *phew* its ok - he has been unplugged!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 12:59, archived)
# Didn't someone get killed
by a Dyson recently? Or injured or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 12:59, archived)
# nah... the doctor managed to remove it.
(it still hurts to pee though)
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 13:00, archived)
# yow
I heard once of a poor chap who tried to use a wet'n'dry vac as a "female substitute"... couldn't get enough suction through the hose, so he took it off and went straight for where it plugs into the body of the machine - without a thought for the mascerating blades that chop up hairballs and things!
of course, it may just be another urban myth...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 13:03, archived)
# yowwie
...and mascerating blades sound even worse!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 13:04, archived)
#
eep!
(martian, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 13:04, archived)
# Mmmm
'Friend of a friend', eh? ; )
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Sun 31 Aug 2003, 13:08, archived)
# probably
one of those "I heard on the news/saw on tv/read in the back of the Sport" things ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 13:13, archived)
# It may be an urban myth
but it's still a warning to all of us..
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 13:24, archived)
# in your case
the moral would be "stick to sheep"?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 13:35, archived)
# Which reminds me
of the tale of the poor guy who mixed up his KY with his superglue...
(I helped save b3ta! roystead, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:34, archived)
# arf
(smoglane!, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 13:04, archived)
# There you go!
www.thescotsman.co.uk/scotland.cfm?id=951032003

It's started!!!!!!! Eek.. Now I'm really scared of that pic!
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 13:04, archived)
# tenner says
he'd stuck his cock in it.
(martian, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 13:05, archived)
# sounds like something an american would do
find somewhere ridiculously unsafe to try something new, and then blame everyone else when it goes wrong...

I want to sue Rob for making me waste my days on b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 13:07, archived)
# I think...
many companies would like to sue Rob!
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 13:30, archived)
# haha
that's great!
lucky he's not plugged in ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 13:00, archived)
# That
am fab.
(Astatine, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 13:01, archived)
# die, son!
woooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 13:01, archived)
# bewootiful!
nice car flippage, nice plug. totaly yay!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 13:02, archived)
# I knew it!
I told 'em and did they listen? nooo
they didn't believe me about the tinfoil hats either
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 13:04, archived)
# Our dysons keep blowing up
I dont know why :(
(Wh1teLeopard - New look for max-car.com and a new ant and colesie animation, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 13:08, archived)
# you have it inside-out
it is supposed to suck up.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 13:14, archived)
# OOOhhh!
damn it better get it back out of the neighbour's bin then
(Wh1teLeopard - New look for max-car.com and a new ant and colesie animation, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 13:14, archived)
# you've not been tuning them
to try and race the fiesta have you?*

*this is a joke, & is not meant to be taken seriously
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 13:14, archived)
# are you mad fool?
my car would never win
(Wh1teLeopard - New look for max-car.com and a new ant and colesie animation, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 13:16, archived)
# what you should do
is stick tape all over it in humourous patterns - it makes your competitors lose concentration through laughing too hard!

worked for me! (in profile, thanks to MatSimpsk)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 13:18, archived)
# I scrolled men are all bastards
in the dirt on mine once and drove around like that for about a month, adding to it... eventually I had breasts, 'women rock' 'single ladies onboard' 'greg is gay' and 'men are still bastards'...

I like your little mini though :D
(Wh1teLeopard - New look for max-car.com and a new ant and colesie animation, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 13:21, archived)
# thanks :)
the colour of mine doesn't work well for dirt patterns so I had to get creative
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 13:25, archived)
# Wasn't that
In the w1k robot contest recently?

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Dude, you totally deserved 1st place. toothbrushbot wasn't even that good.
(Fibonacci, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 14:59, archived)