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The truth: hidden in plain sight

(Sat 14th Apr 2012, 19:04, More)

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» When Animals Attack

I brought it upon myself.
I once bit the cat on the stomach. Think facehuggers from alien.


Mum couldn't get her off because she was laughing too hard.
(Sun 27th Apr 2008, 16:22, More)

» Pet Stories

Stupid Child
I once bit the cat on the stomach. Ever seen alien?


Mum couldn't get her off because she was laughing too hard.
(Sat 9th Jun 2007, 16:15, More)

» Dumb things you've done

I accidentally killed my daughter on a family holiday.
I blamed it on some local guy who happened to be carrying a similar looking girl, possibly a relative of his, to her own bed.
Hit the news and everything.

Mrs K. McCann
(Sun 30th Dec 2007, 14:59, More)

» Shoplifting

I asked mum for some sweets
and I thought she said yes, but she'd said no.
I put them on the counter with the rest of the stuff and when mum had paid for everything I toddled back to the car with her and set about enjoying my Opal Fruits.
My sister whined that she didn't get any, and mum said "Well Sam didn't either"
And she said "Yes he did, look!"
And I cried and explained it.

Mum never bothered paying for them, though, because we ended up owning the shop for a few years.

Then she married the boss.

Then we went bankrupt and can't pay the rent.

I can't help but feel that it's my fault somehow.

How's that for shoplifting? Accidental and everything!
(Tue 15th Jan 2008, 0:14, More)

» My most treasured possession

I have a bracelet Killerkitti made me.
It's my favourite thing ever, and I only take it off for showers.
It is made of tabs from cans.
See here
Her wrist, not mine.
(Sat 10th May 2008, 12:16, More)
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