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» And that's the thanks I got

I reduced prostitution levels in West Yorkshire by nearly 40%
And they put me in fucking Broadmoor.

Cunts.
(Wed 30th May 2007, 13:04, More)

» Mad Stuff You've Done To Get Someone To Sleep With You

I'm mad, me
I used to get them into my lorry then bash them in the head with a hammer.

Then I could sleep with them as many times as I liked.
(Tue 17th Apr 2007, 10:32, More)

» Good Advice

I was given two pieces of advice by a friend's father I have always lived by.
The first was - 'any man can get your goat, if you let him know where your goat is tied'.

The second was - 'the voices will stop if you use hammers'
(Fri 21st May 2010, 12:53, More)

» Broken Promises

I promise not to do it again

(Thu 9th Dec 2010, 13:11, More)

» Well, that taught 'em

Women didn't love me
So I taught 'em
(Thu 3rd May 2007, 11:40, More)
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