» Evil Pranks

Bad Bad Bad Cousin
I had an evil cousin that was so heartless. She was a few years older than me and was vicious. She had puerto rican neighbors who were nice enough. One of the boys was her age but mentally challenged. He liked her but she was a cunt towards him. Once she packed fresh snow into a tupper and asked me to pee in it. I was about 7 years old. Duh , ok why? I did it and she said she was going to tell the "retard" that it was pineapple flavored ice shavings. She was about to call him over when I kicked the tupper out of her hand.
(Sat 15th Dec 2007, 6:41, More)

» Evil Pranks

my pranks aren't that evil...but fun
I had a real homophobic boss who ended up being a good friend. When I quit that job I had a dozen roses sent to him at the office from me and everyone made him pose with me in a gay fashion. He was beat red and so pissed at me.
(Sat 15th Dec 2007, 6:44, More)

» Mistaken Identity

I am a hispanic male...
Jet Black Hair. Dark Burt Reynolds type moustache. Bushy Elvis Eyebrows.

When I walk down the street Indian and Middle Eastern People smile at me like they know me. They actually look at me like I'm Famous and are afraid to ask for my autograph.

Maybe I look like a Bollywood Star.
(Thu 7th Jun 2007, 5:28, More)