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Hey there. Thank you for clicking on me. :P I'm currently a 22 year old Scorpio from Kentucky in the States. I enjoy doing things you would find boring. I'm a long time lurker...yeah, strange kid I was.
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Hey there. Thank you for clicking on me. :P I'm currently a 22 year old Scorpio from Kentucky in the States. I enjoy doing things you would find boring. I'm a long time lurker...yeah, strange kid I was.
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» Terrible Parenting
Not as bad as some on here, but bad for a 4 year old
When I was little, my twin sister and I wouldn't go to sleep. You know, normal kid stuff. So what does my mom do?
She makes up a scary detective.
Yep, that's right. She tells us about a detective named Dan who will come and arrest us if we don't go to sleep. If we refused still, she would pick up the phone and 'call' Dan. We would beg and plead for her to not call him. I remember being TERRIFIED of Detective Dan. I had even conjured up a picture of him. Big black sunglasses, a necklace, sandy blonde hair, a slight 5 o'clock shadow, and a tan detective coat. Everytime we made a fuss about going to sleep, she'd be like, "Dannnn?" and we would jet off to bed instantly. Dan kept on for a few years until we moved. DUN DUN DUNNNN. This is where it gets interesting. My sister and I both figured out that when we moved, Dan would stay where we were. That was the end of that nonsense! :)
Now, my dad. Around the Dan era, we had a waterbed. This said waterbed got a small hole and my dad had to patch it. To keep us away from the wet patch thing, my dad decides to tell us that if we touched it martians would come out and kill us. :( Result: Scared to go to bed and get killed by martians and scared to NOT go to bed for fear of being arrested.
Length? Ask Dan. Only he knows what was under the trenchcoat.
(Tue 21st Aug 2007, 9:56, More)
Not as bad as some on here, but bad for a 4 year old
When I was little, my twin sister and I wouldn't go to sleep. You know, normal kid stuff. So what does my mom do?
She makes up a scary detective.
Yep, that's right. She tells us about a detective named Dan who will come and arrest us if we don't go to sleep. If we refused still, she would pick up the phone and 'call' Dan. We would beg and plead for her to not call him. I remember being TERRIFIED of Detective Dan. I had even conjured up a picture of him. Big black sunglasses, a necklace, sandy blonde hair, a slight 5 o'clock shadow, and a tan detective coat. Everytime we made a fuss about going to sleep, she'd be like, "Dannnn?" and we would jet off to bed instantly. Dan kept on for a few years until we moved. DUN DUN DUNNNN. This is where it gets interesting. My sister and I both figured out that when we moved, Dan would stay where we were. That was the end of that nonsense! :)
Now, my dad. Around the Dan era, we had a waterbed. This said waterbed got a small hole and my dad had to patch it. To keep us away from the wet patch thing, my dad decides to tell us that if we touched it martians would come out and kill us. :( Result: Scared to go to bed and get killed by martians and scared to NOT go to bed for fear of being arrested.
Length? Ask Dan. Only he knows what was under the trenchcoat.
(Tue 21st Aug 2007, 9:56, More)
» Guilty Secrets
:/
When I was in school, I used to get up early and set back my mom's alarm sometimes. She would oversleep and my sister and I would get to stay home having missed the bus. :B For reasons 'unknown', her alarm seemed to screw up on days of tests or stupid field trips. 0:) I didn't do it often enough for anyone to catch on though.
(Fri 31st Aug 2007, 15:22, More)
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When I was in school, I used to get up early and set back my mom's alarm sometimes. She would oversleep and my sister and I would get to stay home having missed the bus. :B For reasons 'unknown', her alarm seemed to screw up on days of tests or stupid field trips. 0:) I didn't do it often enough for anyone to catch on though.
(Fri 31st Aug 2007, 15:22, More)
» Professions I Hate
Call center agent
I am one. I do want to help you, sir. Really. Unfortunatly, my policy keeps me from doing this the 'ethical' way. I promise I'm not a heartless asshole...I simply have to do what I am paid to.
(Sat 29th May 2010, 1:43, More)
Call center agent
I am one. I do want to help you, sir. Really. Unfortunatly, my policy keeps me from doing this the 'ethical' way. I promise I'm not a heartless asshole...I simply have to do what I am paid to.
(Sat 29th May 2010, 1:43, More)
» Annoying words and phrases
*shudder*
I absolutely get grossed out by the word 'moist'. I'm unsure what it is exactly, but I just HATE it. Ugh.
(Mon 12th Apr 2010, 3:25, More)
*shudder*
I absolutely get grossed out by the word 'moist'. I'm unsure what it is exactly, but I just HATE it. Ugh.
(Mon 12th Apr 2010, 3:25, More)
» Crazy Relatives
My mother
My mother... She is more stupid than crazy I guess, but here goes anyway! First off, does this look green to you?
I think not. It is BLACK but yet she insists on calling it GREEN! Oh, and a hearse is commonly referred to as a HEARST to her, and a tarp is a TARPIN. Wtf? Oh, speaking of green, my dad calls those brown/black striped cats green. :/
(Fri 6th Jul 2007, 3:28, More)
My mother
My mother... She is more stupid than crazy I guess, but here goes anyway! First off, does this look green to you?
I think not. It is BLACK but yet she insists on calling it GREEN! Oh, and a hearse is commonly referred to as a HEARST to her, and a tarp is a TARPIN. Wtf? Oh, speaking of green, my dad calls those brown/black striped cats green. :/(Fri 6th Jul 2007, 3:28, More)