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London, UK

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Look at him go...
(Tue 24th Jun 2003, 7:17, More)


This buggers in my kitchen, I tried to throw a shoe at him but he threw it back...

/ Im scared to go home now

(Sun 1st Jun 2003, 11:22, More)

No reason

Saw this fella in my apple
(Wed 26th Feb 2003, 10:46, More)

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» Heckles

Laughter House
Years ago at the Laughter House in Dubai a group of us are being bored to death by the most unfunny Scouse comedian I ever had the misfortune to see, a friend busting for the bathroom, tries to leave without drawing attention to himself, a bit tough when you're 7 foot tall and built like a brick sh!thouse.

The comedian sees him leaving and decides to heckle him asking where he's going etc. My mate bellows "Im off for a piss before the comedian comes on." Silence from the comedian followed by laughter from the audience.

When he comes back from the bathroom he tells us he's been waiting 10 years or so to say that line after hearing someone say it when he was a kid.
(Sat 8th Apr 2006, 7:27, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

Q. Why are Camels called ships of the desert ?
A. They're full of Arab Seamen


(Fri 10th Sep 2004, 11:21, More)