» Hypocrisy

Jaqcui Smith
Ah, our darling home secretary. who, in her fight against Terrorism on our behalf has decided to preserve democracy by taking it away from us.

That's like saying to a kid - "Your birthday cake is so yummy, that to make it last longer, Mummy says you can't have any."

What a load of fucking bollocks.

So what happens after she's gone halfway to having us all barcoded? She has her expenses investigated.

Can I just repeat your lazy, conformist shrug-of-the-shoulders motto to you, Ms. Smith?

IF YOU'VE DONE NOTHING WRONG YOU'VE GOT NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF.

Yeah, right.
(Sat 21st Feb 2009, 11:47, More)

» God

Homosexuality
I would like an answer to this, please - if God is so full of love and forgiveness and being gay is such a sin... how many wars have been fought in the name of homosexuality and how many died compared to those fought and killed in the name of God?

And what's so wrong with taking it up the 'arris anyway? I rather like it.
(Sat 21st Mar 2009, 15:29, More)

» Public Transport Trauma

Loud music
WHY do people play music out loud on trains and buses?

OK, we get you're really fucking hard because you're flouting the rules and irritating people and subjecting them to your particular taste in music.

But if you know you do this and you're reading this -

You're an idiot. You look and sound like an idiot. The only reason you like to play this music out loud is not to show the rest of the world how great it is but to reaffirm your insecurity in your own personal tastes. You are weak. Now grow a spine, put in some earphones AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!

And breathe...
(Tue 3rd Jun 2008, 20:36, More)

» Conned

decorating customers
Everyone goes on about these rogue traders and how workmen rip people off - most of the time its the fucking customers!!

I did a job for these people - away for two weeks on their honeymoon - did hundreds of pounds of work for them and they come back and refuse to pay me, citing one reason, then changing their minds to another. I have been conned out of nearly a grand and need to work extra time to make some before Christmas.

Clike I LIKE THIS if this has ever happened to you and you wish you could slap the shitty little cunts into next year. Thanks. Not bitter or anything.
(Mon 22nd Oct 2007, 22:32, More)

» Your first cigarette

First Fag
My first fag was to impress my girlfriend. I'm now gay and sometimes wonder what made nicotine more addictive than pussy.
(Sun 23rd Mar 2008, 20:06, More)