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» My Biggest Disappointment
The Future..
I assumed as a kid born in the 70's that by the year 2000 it would all be spaceships, hoverbikes and laserbeams...
And its not.
Everything is still shit. :(
(Thu 26th Jun 2008, 14:41, More)
The Future..
I assumed as a kid born in the 70's that by the year 2000 it would all be spaceships, hoverbikes and laserbeams...
And its not.
Everything is still shit. :(
(Thu 26th Jun 2008, 14:41, More)
» When Animals Attack
Cows are evil.
Oh yeah. I never believed it until it happened to me..
They happily shared the field with m'girlie and I as we gave our new kite its maiden outing.. But very gradually, over a couple of hours, they came round in a pincer movement to be behind us - And just as we put the kite away, they charged! It was surreal.
Fortunately (and dont ask why) I had a smoke stick grenade thing which i set off and waved about as we ran away, it actually bought us a few 'confusion seconds'.. I made sure m'girlie was ahead of me (so i'd die first if it came to it - as there is much shame in coming home alive without your partner :o ) and we only just made it over the gate before they got to us, snorting, bucking and pissy.
I have no doubt in my mind that if they'd caught us, we'd have been trampled to death and tossed like ragdolls by the bastards.
Now I think they should all die.
(Fri 25th Apr 2008, 14:28, More)
Cows are evil.
Oh yeah. I never believed it until it happened to me..
They happily shared the field with m'girlie and I as we gave our new kite its maiden outing.. But very gradually, over a couple of hours, they came round in a pincer movement to be behind us - And just as we put the kite away, they charged! It was surreal.
Fortunately (and dont ask why) I had a smoke stick grenade thing which i set off and waved about as we ran away, it actually bought us a few 'confusion seconds'.. I made sure m'girlie was ahead of me (so i'd die first if it came to it - as there is much shame in coming home alive without your partner :o ) and we only just made it over the gate before they got to us, snorting, bucking and pissy.
I have no doubt in my mind that if they'd caught us, we'd have been trampled to death and tossed like ragdolls by the bastards.
Now I think they should all die.
(Fri 25th Apr 2008, 14:28, More)
» My Biggest Disappointment
I think...
Alien Vs Predator Requiem could be up there..
The bastards.
++EDIT++
...And dont get me started about Highlander 2..
(Thu 26th Jun 2008, 14:34, More)
I think...
Alien Vs Predator Requiem could be up there..
The bastards.
++EDIT++
...And dont get me started about Highlander 2..
(Thu 26th Jun 2008, 14:34, More)
» Phobias
Knuckle Crackers
People that do that just freak me out, I start squirming and I'm almost prepared to do anything to stop it (almost to the point of violence) - I hate it!
I think i have a few 'joint related' phobias..
Oh yeah, and SPOONS. (Not really, I'm just reminded of that great 'Big Train' sketch..)
(Fri 11th Apr 2008, 14:42, More)
Knuckle Crackers
People that do that just freak me out, I start squirming and I'm almost prepared to do anything to stop it (almost to the point of violence) - I hate it!
I think i have a few 'joint related' phobias..
Oh yeah, and SPOONS. (Not really, I'm just reminded of that great 'Big Train' sketch..)
(Fri 11th Apr 2008, 14:42, More)
» Stupid Dares
Gah! Just remembered this one...
My teenage chums and i(back in the hurly nineties), held a Swan Vesta Challenge - A long term dare for Kudos alone - It started by lighting a Swan vesta match and then putting it out in our mouth using our cheeks like a vacuum.. this quickly escalated to 2, then 3, then 4 matches at once .. This got to the grand finale of yours truly dousing 35 matches before i was declared the Winner - Quite the scary fistful.
I dare you to try and beat it :-)
...it can make you cough a bit..
(Tue 6th Nov 2007, 12:39, More)
Gah! Just remembered this one...
My teenage chums and i(back in the hurly nineties), held a Swan Vesta Challenge - A long term dare for Kudos alone - It started by lighting a Swan vesta match and then putting it out in our mouth using our cheeks like a vacuum.. this quickly escalated to 2, then 3, then 4 matches at once .. This got to the grand finale of yours truly dousing 35 matches before i was declared the Winner - Quite the scary fistful.
I dare you to try and beat it :-)
...it can make you cough a bit..
(Tue 6th Nov 2007, 12:39, More)