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This is me:
I draw crappy pictures in my spare time. Go see.
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» What's the hardest you've tried to get dumped?
Fisting Pringles
Lets get straight to the point:
1: He was 26 and a virgin.
2: Within two weeks of going out we were in a pub and my then boyfriend started fisting a pringles tube, making 'noises' proclaiming that was me and my ex-boyfriend. This was never going to work.
3: 8 months later I break up with him because he had created an account on a social networking site and pretended to be a woman to seduce my ex.
4: He then proposes to me on the phone on my 19th birthday (complete with engagement ring photo message).
5: He rings me up crying and asking for his virginity back.
I wasn't that bad was I? ;)
(Thu 5th Jun 2008, 15:20, More)
Fisting Pringles
Lets get straight to the point:
1: He was 26 and a virgin.
2: Within two weeks of going out we were in a pub and my then boyfriend started fisting a pringles tube, making 'noises' proclaiming that was me and my ex-boyfriend. This was never going to work.
3: 8 months later I break up with him because he had created an account on a social networking site and pretended to be a woman to seduce my ex.
4: He then proposes to me on the phone on my 19th birthday (complete with engagement ring photo message).
5: He rings me up crying and asking for his virginity back.
I wasn't that bad was I? ;)
(Thu 5th Jun 2008, 15:20, More)
» Sleepwalking
I'm putting a lock on my door..
At university I will be moving into a new house with a few friends of mine including Phil who already lives in the house. One night we all went out for someone's birthday and inevitably got a bit drunk. Phil and myself went home early and went to our beds. I then woke up in the middle of the night thinking a pipe had burst in my room as I could hear a gushing of water. I then turn around to find Phil pissing in the cupboard in the corner of the room. I tell him to get out and he shakes himself before saying,
"Shh! Shh! Or the Big Guy will hear!" Then goes to leave the room. Stops and stares at me for a few moments and says, "Goodnight." Then like a zombie trudges out and I can hear him wandering about the house bumping into things. He didn't believe me the next morning but it explains why our other make woke up to a drenched laptop.
(Thu 30th Aug 2007, 16:43, More)
I'm putting a lock on my door..
At university I will be moving into a new house with a few friends of mine including Phil who already lives in the house. One night we all went out for someone's birthday and inevitably got a bit drunk. Phil and myself went home early and went to our beds. I then woke up in the middle of the night thinking a pipe had burst in my room as I could hear a gushing of water. I then turn around to find Phil pissing in the cupboard in the corner of the room. I tell him to get out and he shakes himself before saying,
"Shh! Shh! Or the Big Guy will hear!" Then goes to leave the room. Stops and stares at me for a few moments and says, "Goodnight." Then like a zombie trudges out and I can hear him wandering about the house bumping into things. He didn't believe me the next morning but it explains why our other make woke up to a drenched laptop.
(Thu 30th Aug 2007, 16:43, More)