b3ta.com user chickmonkey
Hebtro make trousers and shirts and boots and jumpers, and will sell them to you using this internet hyperlink. All made in the UK and ideal as gifts for blokes. JUST BUY A JUMPER OK?
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Intercity chuck-up
After consuming 2 xmas dinners and all the other xmas eating stuff (mmm mince pies etc.) I was travelling back on the train to london with my then girlf when I let one go. You know it's bad when it stings your arse on the way out. The ticket inspector has just entered the carriage when my girlf caught a whiff - she promptly retched and made a dash for the loo, pushing the inspector out the way, where she then threw up. Nice. Neither her, the ticket inspector or the other passengers were too impressed. Evenn I felt a bit ill...
PFFFFT (first post!)
(Fri 13th Jul 2007, 16:37, More)

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two goodies...
i like 'cock-monkey' - as in 'shut-up you flaming cock-monkey
also
'twat wagon' to describe any 4x4 or SUV as they are invariably driven by twats
and (from brass-eye)
'have some self-re-cocking-spect'
(Thu 4th Oct 2007, 14:13, More)