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37, m, 42-36-34
English railway engineer in San Francisco

my site
I did get an FP once, but I don't have the site anymore, so here's the pic on flickr

Recent front page messages:

you've made me feel..
..all warm inside, so here's another

i'll never leave you.
(Fri 30th Aug 2002, 10:55, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Breakin' The Law

I was driving in the US when I was working there (I'm British), and looking for a parking space, when I drove through a junction without realising. Not my fault obviously, they don't mark them properly or anything. There was a car coming from the left, and we then played the 'after-you-no-after-you' game, stopping and starting. Eventually I let the guy go. He stopped in front me, got out, opened his jacket to reveal the police badge (o shit) and I opened the window to a tirade. "WTF do you think you're doing? I put my life on the line every day etc etc.. something about humbugs... don't need this shit..."
I just crawled and said "sorry sir" which seemed to do the trick.
Not very exciting, but I did think I was going to be shot or end up in Camp X-Ray without trial.
(Thu 8th Jan 2004, 9:32, More)

» Singing the wrong words

Senser - Eject (Plumbers Version)
"I see the cistern, as it crumbles before me,
I see the cistern as it dies"
(Fri 28th Jan 2005, 11:16, More)

» Singing the wrong words

Mull of Kintyre
My girlfriends Dad convinced her that it went,

"Mull of Kintyre,
oh mince rolling in from the sea..."
(Fri 28th Jan 2005, 11:08, More)

» Pet Names

tibby and jessica
were our cats. always desperately original and amusing, us.
(Wed 25th Feb 2004, 13:40, More)

» Lies Your Parents Told You

Chewing Gum
my mum told me that if I swallowed my chewing gum, it would get stuck in my innards, and stay there forever and make me starve. I thought she was lying then, but I read somewhere recently that things stay down there for years! So that yellow lego brick could still be there!

Plus, my girlfriend tried to convince me that snakes hovered. She almost got me, too. This was last year.
(Wed 14th Jan 2004, 17:07, More)
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